1st of all I'm going to pre apologize to the ladies here. Please don't get offended it's just male banter. If any of this offends you (or you to hear more
) inbox me.
Also pre apologizing for long post lol
Practice that pull out game... Even tho it feels wonderful to bust inside, you gotta make sacrifices
Yeah that's it. Cumming inside is nice if you know the girl has legit birth control, fuck the pill I don't trust it, if I can see the patch, feel the implant, or my sausage can touch the coil, she can get filled up, otherwise, nah.
Either pull out n spray all over the ass/tits or politely.. Uhh... 'ask'.. "I'M GONA CUM FUCK I'M GONA CUM - LET ME GO IN YOUR MOUTH" if you get a no I always give it "FACE?" if that's a no then just spray on the tits or stomach if your shot isn't strong enough to reach the tits. I've hit girls in the face/hair before from pulling out from missionary lol PRESSURE HOSE
If they don't swallow you shout "OI! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD KID!" - really confuses them
(just giving my son some advice)
Also you can cum into your hand and sling it in her face (the spiderman)
@Captain.Heroin as for pre cum I normally indulge in some light foreplay aka brutal deepthroat first and get them to lick the tip before I go the pussy (if they're too shit to make me buss in the throat)
This doesn't mean that some more won't appear when fucking but it does reduce the chances a bit in theory.
If course if you are even 0.1% paranoid u may have got her up the duff you can carry around the morning after pill and grind a couple into her OJ or beans (chilli sauce and black pepper hides all as does HP) when you as the gentleman we all are make her breakfast in bed the next morning.
Or hammer her full of high strength narcotics. Ketamine, cocaine, opiates, benzos. Oh yeah and alcohol helps. Strong alcohol.
I've been caught 3 times, took 2 of them to the abortion clinic (lol ''you make em we scrape em - no fetus can defeat us") they both wanted to keep I said naaa fuck that, another most recent time it happened by accident and I did really like her at the time so didn't force her to get rid but we did and had been doing alot of drugs and she very early miscarried. Everything happens for a reason as we are not together anymore and I know she would have stopped me seeing it and stung me for child support. And I didn't want it. We were using contraception (no pill or condom) but they're all only 99% or something effective...we were the 1% that night.
I almost feel like I shared too much there, eh, fuck it
Edit: we have a saying here in the UK not sure if it's said anywhere else
"UP THE BUM-BUM NO BABIES LADIES!"
thought that was worth adding
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