Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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I need to get mah penis sucked. It has been so long. Please, I'm worried it's going to wither and die from lack of use. Honestly, I think it has been 10 months since I last got laid, that is a disgusting amount of time. I was getting laid more at age 13, wtf. This better not be a recurring pattern for my 30s. I need to fix my life and get a jerb. First ya get the job, then the money, then the powah then the girl. Some slut-pig needs to give me a pity fuck. Apply through my PM and we can do a reverse deposit for charity (as in my load, into you - it's for a good cause!)
 
Save your load for someone who you don't want to duct tape their mouth shut.

But yeah, job, money, etc - THEN bring in the women. I've gotten some homeless pity fucks. I never had such a high drive to have sex with females, but a really high drive to fuck myself ie hand.

Good luck man, you got all the right ideas. And you don't look like a whooly mamouth. Is that avatar you? Hit this guy up!!
 
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Save your load for someone who you don't want to duct tape their mouth shut.

But yeah, job, money, etc - THEN bring in the women. I've gotten some homeless pity fucks. I never had such a high drive to have sex with females, but a really high drive to fuck myself.

Good luck man, you got all the right ideas. And you don't look like a whooly mamouth. Is that avatar you? Hit this guy up!!
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Ya, iz me. You right. Also, I think I stole it from Scarface. I think a little self-improvement is in order, up my worth so I'm feeling myself and it will happen naturally again. It only happens most of the time when I really don't give a fuck if I get laid or not. It also tends to snowball, girls can smell the proverbial blood in the water and somehow start coming into my orbit.

 
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