Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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Blowmonkey said:
Is this a bastardization of an hero?
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Who said this Was heros journey
 
I recently pollled a Toronto bar area that my friend frequents on his pickup lines. These were the tops

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you
 
mal3volent said:
Guess since I'm not that high I can't communicate with them.
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Omg 😆 Coming back sober (albeit a bit stoned) and reading back on my n posts 🤐🙄

@mal3volent I don't even know how I was even able to TYPE that night.. I see now I missed your replies 😆😔

I promise I will give you an in depth reading tomorrow.. I mean real tarot, not just reading out the word on the card ❤
P.S. sorry! Lol
 
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