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Mafioso said:
where do you get MK ultra
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MK Ultra is a strain named after the CIA's project, MK Ultra. I picked up some seeds from a bank in the Dam once.

It's a cross between OG Kush and G-13. G-13 has mystery surrounding it's heritage and many conspiracy theorist believe the strain was a gov't conspiracy to make stronger pot for the masses.

I was just running with an idea is all...


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Felonious Monk said:
None. No standards. Especially in California. There's ONE lab that qualifies under ISO standards, but nobody uses that lab. (in California, I think WA requires ISO certification) SC Labs and Steep Hill have TERRIBLE chain-of-custody procedures--I've had clients send them samples that they "retest" 3 times before they figure out that a sample that's high in CBD is not OG Kush (and even then they had to be told it was supposed to be high CBD).

Cannabis testing labs have a vested interest in delivering results that support their clients being good growers, and there is no standards or transparency (growers want their weed to be 30% THC with no pesticides, even if it's 20% and dirty af). This conflict of interest has lead to a statistical improbability--since their results are public info in Washington state, somebody was able to figure out which labs are honest and which are bullshit by how many dirty results they gave out...
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle...in-state-failed-no-pot-at-all-says-scientist/
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damn, was halfway expecting this sort of thing being that it's still on the fringes of being legal, but even still it is pretty shocking. I'd be curious to compare the test results from multiple labs on the same batch and see how varied the results are. I know someone who has a pretty nice closed loop system and has shown me lab results that said his stuff was almost 100% cannabinoids, something like 92%thc, 3%thca, 3%cbd, and like half a percent of CBN, or some combo that was ridiculously close to being pure cannabinoid. He dewaxes his stuff and has really high standards for everything but even still. when I had the paper in front of me I felt skeptical. I know he wasn't lying or anything, but just couldnt help but to question the standards of the lab.
 
standards, in drug testing? that's hippie talk! durned hippies with their standards and concentrated hemp candy :p
 
mmmm hemp candy say whaaaaaaaaaaaaat


really though, it may become a reality for california much sooner than many expect. Pretty soon everything will have to be barcoded, photo ID'ed, and lab tested from what i have heard.
 
One of my stores I go to recently raised their prices and I guess enough customers complained (me being one of them directly to the CEO) that they are not only returning to their old cheap prices but they are having a sale for the rest of the month that blows pretty much anything I've seen out of the water.

I'm going to go pick up an ounce of some fire ass flower now that I'm sure is less than I have paid for a fucking video game. Peace out guys.
 
oh, we're doing gifs again?



This is basically how I feel after a dab session:


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I love my wax pen so much. <3



In other news, I'm about to make a super sketchy pickup. Connect got pulled over, ate everything, and then went back home to get more product.


So he says.




Got me kinda nicked up, for real.
 
no, no, no, it was for pharmaceuticals.


fucked up story there. tl;dr pick-up successful


long version:

So quick backstory, this dude's my best fucking friend. Brother. I'd do anything within my power for him if need be-type shit, and he also happened to turn into one of my main pill connects over the years.

Anyways, I hit him at 11am this morning. Set everything up, he was on his way 10min after the phone call (maybe a 30min drive from where he was to where I was). Shortly after pulling out of the driveway with his girlfriend driving, cops light 'em up while he's holding 15 bars and a half ounce of tree. They led the cops down the backroad for a bit while they ate. fucking. EVERYTHING. Pulled over, cops dicked 'em around for about 45min (K9's and errythang) and didn't find shit so they let them go.

At this point, I get the text saying what happened and that they had to go back to the house to get more and then race back to my city and back home before the bars and tree fucked them beyond belief. I tried to talk him out of it but he said there was other shit he had to do in my neighborhood so might as well "get a flock of birds stoned at once" (his words, not mine.... TPB is life). I told him to be careful and to let me know if there'd be any more delays, and that since he had all that shit in his system I was gonna hit his phone every hour until we linked up or I talked him into going back home. That was around 1pm.

So I call every hour, on the hour. Feel like I'm getting dicked around every step of the way, because eventually 6pm rolls around and I've given up all hope. I roll a joint, pop my last 0.5mg and go outside to smoke, and just as I sparked my lighter my dude's girl calls me crying hysterically. They got into an accident. ONE STREET FROM MY FUCKING HOUSE. She said the steering wheel locked on her around the main circle and veered her car straight into another car parked on the side of the street, and ended up tipping her car on it's fucking side.

Crazy part is I was outside smoking a cigarette when it happened. I heard the crash, heard the sirens and thought I sure hope it isn't them... but they were supposed to call before they pulled into the neighborhood so I shrugged it off. :\ Then I went back in to twist up before I got the call.

My boy got med-evac'd to the hospital for back injuries. I picked up his girl, took her home, smoked a J with her and bought my Xanax. Then I brought her to the hospital he was flown to and I'm waiting to hear word about what's going on with my brother from another mother.




When the Xanax wears off I have a feeling I'm going to be really depressed.
 
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30 mgs of Xanax? That's no joke. If I consumed that or even half that I'd probably come out of the blackout to find myself covered in glitter with a corpse in my trunk
 
They split it half and half, his girl and him.


Still a fuckin' lot, even if they are both on the heavyset side. What I don't understand is how a person eats a roughly a quarter of tree straight. That shit had to be horrible.


I told them to throw it up when I responded to that first text. idk if they did or not, to be honest, didn't think to ask when I picked her up.
 
Yeah I wouldn't do that. Then again I live in a legal state so I don't even need to worry about it. ;) I can ride around with a QP of chronic and not even think twice about it!
 
Definitely a shitty situation.

Only 4g above the decriminalized amount, but those 4g would likely have led to possession with intent charges instead of a simple ticket.





I just wish he would've let me come to him. Would've avoided all of this shit, really, but what's done is done and can't be changed. Hoping he's not super fucked up from the accident, to be honest.
 
Yeah a criminal case for weed is fucking stupid. I know that feel, unfortunately...the one time I did get arrested (felony possession of a controlled substance) I was in my car.

Solidarity to all the comrades out there who are caged by the state for a plant 8)
 
Burnt Offerings said:
30 mgs of Xanax? That's no joke. If I consumed that or even half that I'd probably come out of the blackout to find myself covered in glitter with a corpse in my trunk
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yeahh man that's what happened to me on 20 mg, minus the corpse part. Woke up 2 days later like "dafuq..."
 
Homie's out of the hospital and okay.




That shit had me all fucked up, man.... idk but I had worst-case-scenario stuck in my head and I thought I was about to lose another link in my family, especially when I saw the accident site. So stoked that he walked out of his own accord.....
 
dammmmmmn, so I misunderstood the text I woke up to. He's out of the hospital they took him to, and transferred to one that specializes in back injuries. Fractured L1 and L3 vertebrae, if I'm understanding correctly....


not like any of y'all might care, I really don't know. shit's just weighing heavy on my mind.


Nothing like a barred out J-walk around the neighborhood to ease the nerves, though. 'bout to play some video games and forget the real world for a li'l while. :|
 
yo dude, sorry to hear about your friend. Hope you don't think it is your fault man, sounds like you did everything you possibly could have to try and prevent this type of thing.

Drugs and driving is just not cool. Be glad that your friend didn't take someone else out when he crashed and have potential vehicular manslaughter charges on top of a broken back.

I know I was in shock for about a week or two after my crash, would have racing thoughts about accidentally killing other people or friends, like "what if" type thoughts.. couldn't sleep very well. You sound like a good friend dude, I'm sure he could use some support right now and in the time to come. Can't be easy coming to that realization.
 
Fuck dude, sorry jib, you can recover from fractured vertebrae but it's definitely a serious injury. Can't blame yourself though, you did everything you could to try to stop it from happening..

I'm feeling good but so tired.. spent 8 hours at the convention center today educating people with disabilities about the benefits of medical cannabis. It's just such a wonderful experience to be able to share my knowledge with people who really need it; people with MS, cerebral palsy, cystic fibrosis, lupus, RA, spinal cord injuries, car accidents, epilepsy, etc.. learning how they can get off prescription drugs. It is so rewarding, I just love it. Yesterday I got to present too, I got to tell my story and teach a group of like 60 people about cannabis medicine and what's going on with the law right now. Talking to grandmothers about how they can get off morphine using cannabis, telling parents how they can use it for their kids on the spectrum, it's just a new world...

Now gonna take some dabs of some incredible Dragon OG ice wax and just chill, I have 4 more hours of booth time tomorrow...
 
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