CD Social V. Dab or Die Tryin'

[w01fg4ng]

cool man!

the cookies i have right now are closer to 75% i think but i can't tell a difference between a couple % really.

soo potent and colorful flavor along side the flower smoking and beer drinking

wegal leed is the best

 

[Jibult]

ok well thats pretty cool then, although the government still generated tax revenue on that bud in more than one way(grow and distribution probably didn't happen in the same day). I'm just saying if I had the ability to open any kind of business I wanted I'd open a government- or maybe a bank. I'd probably get frustrated and decide it's not worth it though after not long, wind up quitting.

You'd.... you'd "open a government?"

....Maf', you goin' revolutionary on us?



My ideal business would be a casino, hands down. I don't think I'd ever get frustrated from owning a casino.

 

[Burnt Offerings]

But then your pal Joe Pesci would come to town and start strong arming everyone and the Mafia would get involved and it would all end with your car being blown up

 

[Jibult]

Yeah. Well.


Nobody said life was perfect.





Maybe if I gave Joe a free continental breakfast at my casino's hotel/restaurant on Tuesdays, Thursdays and every other Sunday I might be able to get him to chill out a little?

 

[Mafioso]

But then your pal Joe Pesci would come to town and start strong arming everyone and the Mafia would get involved and it would all end with your car being blown up

Yeah that's totally true... very good point, I think I'll just become a bag boy instead.

Why can't I just get rich sitting around smoking weed I don't understand...

 

[Mafioso]

You'd.... you'd "open a government?"

....Maf', you goin' revolutionary on us?



My ideal business would be a casino, hands down. I don't think I'd ever get frustrated from owning a casino.

You're right that's all way too much work let me know if you need a bag boy or have any other positions that are equally unimportant.

On all my resumes I put the objective as "to make as much money as humanly possible either legally or illegally all while doing as little work and exerting as little effort all while taking on as little responsibility as humanly possible. To push the limits of what it is to be human." Still waiting for those call backs!! very hopeful!!!

 

[w01fg4ng]

Dude, owning a Casino would be the tits.


21 is my jam. poker is fun too

 

[Jibult]

You're right that's all way too much work let me know if you need a bag boy or have any other positions that are equally unimportant.

On all my resumes I put the objective as "to make as much money as humanly possible either legally or illegally all while doing as little work and exerting as little effort all while taking on as little responsibility as humanly possible. To push the limits of what it is to be human." Still waiting for those call backs!! very hopeful!!!

The restaurant yet to exist in the future hotel of the casino I haven't built (or bought) yet is going to be pretty menial to work at, to be honest. Lots of greeting guests and leading guests and cleaning up after guests.

You'd probably be better suited watching the security cameras for me and, when necessary or fun, coordinating security teams to tackle random players on the gameroom floor. Preferably while I'm also on the gameroom floor so I can watch.



I'd probably pay you upwards of $47.63/hr, too, just to get random guys tackled (or tased) in order to break the monotony that I'm sure would come after running a casino/hotel/restaraunt day-in and day-out over the years.


...You'd probably be in charge of paying them off so we can avoid all that courtroom drama that would inevitably follow the tackling and/or tasing. I mean, they're going to be innocent guys after all, just having their world turned upside down for no reason at all while they're shootin' some craps or somethin'. They'll deserve something out of the whole deal, I'm sure.... but I might feel differently once we actually get this operation up and running, so check back with me before you start payin' guys off.




I'm positive I'd be an awesome boss, you guys.

 

[w01fg4ng]

^ I'd apply to be a blackjack dealer for you just to watch the hilarity ensue from tasing random players lol. Hell it could even be seemingly random like if someone splits on a two 9's it's tasing time! HAHAAHA


I know your VIP room would be dank af

 

[Jibult]

Hell it could even be seemingly random like if someone splits on a two 9's it's tasing time! HAHAAHA

I'd make sure that the book of security regulations lists "unreasonable bets" as a legitimate use of a taser and security team. The trick'll be hiring somebody to define "unreasonable" all the time, and ensuring their consistency....

I know your VIP room would be dank af

Absolutely, but I'd have to insist that employees don't get high on the job.

Go on break first like an adult, ya know? Clock back in when you've got your shit together.


Partying with the guests is allowed, especially if it results in drug connections or just getting a player all fucked up and spending more money than they otherwise would have, or if that's just the best way to have a good time at the time. At my casino/hotel/restaurant it'll be all about having a good time all the time, and hopefully getting paid for it.

That's the key to success, I think.

 

[Mafioso]

The restaurant yet to exist in the future hotel of the casino I haven't built (or bought) yet is going to be pretty menial to work at, to be honest. Lots of greeting guests and leading guests and cleaning up after guests.

You'd probably be better suited watching the security cameras for me and, when necessary or fun, coordinating security teams to tackle random players on the gameroom floor. Preferably while I'm also on the gameroom floor so I can watch.



I'd probably pay you upwards of $47.63/hr, too, just to get random guys tackled (or tased) in order to break the monotony that I'm sure would come after running a casino/hotel/restaraunt day-in and day-out over the years.


...You'd probably be in charge of paying them off so we can avoid all that courtroom drama that would inevitably follow the tackling and/or tasing. I mean, they're going to be innocent guys after all, just having their world turned upside down for no reason at all while they're shootin' some craps or somethin'. They'll deserve something out of the whole deal, I'm sure.... but I might feel differently once we actually get this operation up and running, so check back with me before you start payin' guys off.




I'm positive I'd be an awesome boss, you guys.

Hey all that sounds really cool and all but do you have any positions available with higher pay and less responsibility? Some of those jobs sound easy enough except they sound rather important. I'm looking for a job that I can come in completely stoned to, maybe take a nap, have free food, and make well above the six figure mark.

If not I guess I'll take it until something better comes around.

 

[Jibult]

I can't pay you more, but if you work a 60-hour workweek you'll clear upwards of $137,000/yr before taxes so....

 

[Mafioso]

I can't pay you more, but if you work a 60-hour workweek you'll clear upwards of $137,000/yr before taxes so....

woah work? more? did you even read my resume?

Alright I guess. That extra 20 hours will be spent strictly doing entirely unproductive and non-work related activities though. That should be expected though. When do I start?

 

[Jibult]

woah work? more? did you even read my resume?

Alright I guess. That extra 20 hours will be spent strictly doing entirely unproductive and non-work related activities though. That should be expected though. When do I start?

You gave me a resume`?


Work starts August 23rd, 2028 so long as the Mexicans I'm probably going to hire to build the joint don't dick me around. They're pretty legit most of the time, though, picked 'em up at Home Depot and they had a fence around my backyard just in time for the afternoon siesta-- so, like, it only took them a couple hours, so... they've got a good track record and I'm pretty sure they could bang a casino/hotel/restaurant out in 13 years given enough free on-the-job tequila.


Maybe if I get them to write their essays for help I could speed things along...

 

[Jibult]

I'll be honest, I came on here drunk fucking around with the idea but now... well, it's still an idea but I kind of want to write a book about the whole ordeal now. Just a ridiculous little thing titled "The Restaurant Yet to Exist in the Future Hotel of the Casino I Haven't Built (or Bought) Yet: We'll Call It Jangalang's Greazy Gamblin' Joint"




Something tells me the title needs work.

 

[Jibult]

Also, I hate it when I'm eating food and my teeth mistake the inside of my mouth for more food.




Triple post, bitches!

 

[Mafioso]

You gave me a resume`?


Work starts August 23rd, 2028 so long as the Mexicans I'm probably going to hire to build the joint don't dick me around. They're pretty legit most of the time, though, picked 'em up at Home Depot and they had a fence around my backyard just in time for the afternoon siesta-- so, like, it only took them a couple hours, so... they've got a good track record and I'm pretty sure they could bang a casino/hotel/restaurant out in 13 years given enough free on-the-job tequila.


Maybe if I get them to write their essays for help I could speed things along...

I don't understand how you are not wealthier than Donald Trump and running for president along side him. That is some of the best pre-planning I've seen in a long time if not all my life.

oh and " I'm looking for a job that I can come in completely stoned to, maybe take a nap, have free food, and make well above the six figure mark." doesn't count as a resume or what??

 

[Mafioso]

I'll be honest, I came on here drunk fucking around with the idea but now... well, it's still an idea but I kind of want to write a book about the whole ordeal now. Just a ridiculous little thing titled "The Restaurant Yet to Exist in the Future Hotel of the Casino I Haven't Built (or Bought) Yet: We'll Call It Jangalang's Greazy Gamblin' Joint"




Something tells me the title needs work.

I think you are off to an excellent start, but also I think readers are going to be desperately curious to hear about every little detail about your life. Maybe you could prelude with a book about your morning rituals and then follow with another about your nighly rituals and then due to popular demand you will probably have to write another book about your afternoon rituals.

I can be your PR guy as long as you don't expect me to do anything.

 

[xmz]

Hello new thread!I've been good, toking on some of this good shit nahmean

 

[Mafioso]

Just started a new job today as a door to door solar salesman.... can't say I'm in love with it yet since the pay is entirely commison based and I didn't make any sales or get any referralls, but were I to get one sale it would be more money than I would make busting my as 40hrs a week in the field installing the same damn systems, so all in all, so long as I can start closing deals and getting sales or referrals then it will be gravy.

Time to roll one for new opportunities.