mydrugbuddy
Bluelighter
Cats always come and sit on my lap if I'm at somebody's house who has cats. They seem to really like me. Owners sometimes get a bit miffed that the cat who turns its nose up at them (except at feeding time of course) makes a beeline for me and purrs away like a kitten. Apparently I'm a cat in Chinese astrology and have a feline nature. Perhaps. Or maybe I just smell of fish.
haha, on one occasion a cat entered the room at a gathering in someomes house, everyone was trying to encourage/hassle the cat to approach them, except for me. The cat decided to ignore evryone who was hassling it and jumped up on to my lap. The person who was staying in that house couldnt resist the urge to put me down as that did seem to make me look a bit pleased about things, "the cat just likes that chair" he said. Fucking sour grapes bastard, I'd have laughed it off now about 'thanks for bursting my bubble' but me and that guy were not getting on very well at that time.

I might be paranoid around here now as it really is Cat City. It seems like there are at least 20 cats in or around the single block of terraces that I live in, i see them prowling along the back yard walls and stuff all the time. One of them kind of snarled at me once from the top of its wall, I'd better be slightly more wary of them from now onwards. 
Cats.