Dear All,
Captain E is sheriff in Dope City, the capital of the state of Ecstasy. His major mission is to expose substances that pass themselves off as ecstasy as frauds. Hence the bad rep for amphetamines, who are, in fact, respected citizens of phenethylaminia, a neighbouring county. Their offspring moved to dope city, where they have attained the status of trailer trash.
We are sorry for insulting anyone with this, but, hey, it is the way it is...