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Cannibis- half a gram- Gangster

JuJubes

Bluelighter
Joined
Apr 13, 2004
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Well, here is my story…

Saturday night. I had just finished a band concert, the last one of the year. And as a tradition, we go to a pizza joint and eat some pizza. My best friend was in this band, and he and I both befriend this serious druggie. Anyway, she really want to get stoned, since she hadn’t smoked all day, we decided to indulge are temptations and smoke in the parking lot behind the pizza joint. I know, that was an inane idea. What made it even crazier was that my friends mom, who is this contentious right wing witch of a mother, was their. So, we sneaked out and smoke. But this wasn’t any fast smoke session, and we took about 20 minutes. In fact, it was cut abruptly because his mom call, wondering where we were. He gives some bullshit excuse (I think he said he was in the bathroom). So we walk back and enter the restaurant through the entrance, and the first thing she does is yank him by the ear outside and talk to him. He came back in, almost shitting his pants, and tells me I have to call my dad to pick me up. (It was originally planned for me to come over.) I call him and he doesn’t ask any questions. All this time, he is paranoid out of his mind, but I am relativity cool, as though I was a gangster. That’s what I thought I was. Anyway, we go into the back and play some video games. And I eventually get picked up and get busted and yadda yadda. I haven’t talked to him since, and surprisingly, haven’t received a call from the mother. It’s odd, actually. Since I got caught, I have been about to talk more freely with my old man about drugs and such. I was quiet cool about everything, and I was surprised I didn’t get much of a punishment. Plus, that same weekend, I girl “accidentally” sleep over and we “ accidentally” sleep in the same bed and I woke up with no pants “accidentally.”

Note- When smoke the weed, everyone cough but me. It was really odd. Both were amazed by this, and so was I. I think it was because the cool gangster idea that when through my head…


P.S.- Sorry for the gramicially errors. Not much of a writter....
 
Mind I ask how old you are? Yea though, I remember having to keep my shit on the DL from my mother. Even though she probably already knew. Your friends mother sounds like a real bitch though, grabbing his ear.. wtf?8(
 
yea no shit, how old are you.the best thing to do is not give a shit what your parents think, this is the only way to feel comfortable while intoxicated.after a while of not giving a shit and doing my onw thing my mom just started picking me up brews whenever she went to grab a bottle of wine and i smoke and i smoke grass and she says you look stoned and i tell her im not im an obviouse sort of way and she doesnt say shit since i wouldnt give a damn if she did, what she gonna do?ground me, ahahahahahaha, yea fucking right, fuck that bullshit.

whatver kid, just keep it on the downlow i guess.
 
dude, what is your problem, don't you know drugs are dangerous and will ruin your life, by next week you will be in the alley shooting up heroin and sucking dick for crack.


ok, but man you should have smacked the shit out of his mother and told her that you are going to stay at her house that night weather she likes it or not, thats what a gangsta would have done, and if she said no, you should have pulled out your piece and blew her knee out, and that would have made her show you some respect. thats the way you've got to do it
 
wow this really brings me back to middle school when my friends and i would smoke pot behind the grocery store, and in eachothers back yards when the parental units were within yelling distance of us. we were a bunch of bad ass 7th and 8th graders, haha.
some advice: keep smoking the ganj, eventually your parents will accept it, not necessarily like it.
and also don't call people "serious druggies", it won't earn you a lot of respect.
 
Especially when your definition of a 'serious druggie' is someone who 'really wanted to get stoned' lol
 
@ JuJubes

Wow kid, slow down, u ain't no gangsta, all u is a high school punk trying to impress by hanging around "hardcore druggies".
 
Ha! that sounds like me and my friends in 7th grade man. If you can't get creative with your smoking, you shouldn't be doing it in public. We used to smoke in the theater, in the parks tea garden, our backyards, in mcdonalds, etc etc. We never got caught because we knew how to go about it. But since highschool I've just toked in the house because the parents don't care.

But why are you writing a trip report about you and your friend getting busted and you having sex? You mentioned nothing about the high, how you smoked it, what strain... how is this a trip report? What did your sex have to do with this? Sounds like your just trying to make a stupid mistake sound cool... meh.

P.S, I mean shit man, I wouldn't have even known the dose if not for the title.
 
This isn't even a report. Not to mention a half-gram isn't much. Man, if your thinking your a gangster on a half-gram.. I woulden't mind trying some of that bud.. Damn..

Serious druggie, huh?

If you are a "serious druggie" abit of pot isn't going to give you what you want.. What you crave. The only thing you accomplished but letting the "serious druggie" toke was more lungs involved.

I wasen't making fun of you or anything.. Or atleast I wasen't trying too.
 
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At least he's being honest.
All these kids who think they're tough won't admit they're trying to be.
I wonder why pot and gangsters go hand in hand? =\
 
^ YEAH DOGG! CHILL REPORT BR0!

please add some more detail to this report or it will be closed. Trip reports is a forum where you can share detailed first hand drug experences, not tales of you crazy gangsta antix!!!
Tells us about the weed you smoked?
What is your experence with weed?

[edit: oh and i love your avatar with the seal on acid by the way =D]
peace out dogg
whord up yo
[wiggy fingers]
 
Thank you all for belittling me, you bastards. ;)

The Weed- Pretty good stuff
My experience- About 4-5 Days a week for 1/2 a year.

And about the "serious Druggie" person. Thinking of it, she ain't that much of druggie compared to some of you guys but, compared to me, who has only danced with weed and hydro, she is a big one. She tells me stories about her experiences with Speed and such, which, was big for me.

And a bout that gangster thing. I felt as if I was on the Sopranos. I compared myself to christopher.

And about the kid. His parents had their heads some deep in their ass's that they weren't able to comprehend this. THe actually came to my parents for help! They were so nieve that my friend asked them to fill a lighter and ask if he burn insencses in the house. Shessh....:\
 
^personally I admire your post for it's honesty. I would have written the same thing at your age. But to not make fun of it would have been terrible.
 
^ agreed. Sorry dude, but newbies get a trial by fire, don't worry, you handled it like a pro ;)

Thanks for posting your follow up :)
 
While its kinda funny with the gangster stuff, I think he ment the trees made him feel like a gangster, not that hes some fuckin wanker. Dunno tho. I feel like a punk all the time when Im stoned, its fun!
 
Token reminder to all to keep the flames out of Trip Reports. Yo.

(Man, I suck at this ghetto thing)

Thought : What's worse, cannabis use being associated with "gangsta" stuff, or lazy hopeless unemployed stoners?
 
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