
IRL a fart would blow my mind, as it pertains to weed knowledge! I'd be the last one to throw shade.
I don't know jack about drugs, period, except "pain meds" choke my bowels/bladder.
As I've posted everywhere on this site, I'm looking to MMJ as a last resort. The 3 that I named were selected "for me" by the dispensary, as provided by my friend who lives "closer" to the west coast. Those higher in THC were sent in hopes of lifting pain-related DESPAIR.
Sadly, they are too strong for me...I wish those of you with a better tolerance could enjoy these. I can't get shit-faced (can, easily but don't need to) though admittedly the escape would be nice. I have to function at full throttle. ALL I KNOW is that those 3 are for more experienced users!
The Cannatonic and the Durban Poison help not necessarily my pain, but ease my desire to die at my own hand...for now. I liked the ROA of infused oil under my tongue, but don't have easy access to ANYTHING.
Burnt...You sound like the guy at Grandma Slacker's. My husband and I are old farts at 55 and 59 respectively. We walked into his head shop hoping to buy a new vaporizer for me. The owner (under 25) took me under his wing because "his grandma smokes MMJ for arthritis". I reminded him of her. He said
"Why don't you just roll that shit up? Grams does...has for years!"
Once I recovered from the blow to my "young" ego, I explained that I don't like to smoke ANYTHING. I'm new to this, but don't like the pipe or the bubbler. He gave me some screens and a hemp wax wick to aid my dexterity issues (until I can replace my gifted vape) He recommended a vape to order online for better price. I'm hoping Santa will bring that,
IF I can obtain more MMJ.
The struggle is REAL, y'all. My poor hubby wants to drive us to Colorado during Christmas. He's convinced I need the weed. I love him for loving me through this wicked fucking disease, but we can't make that trip. My guts are still kinked in knots from the stress of Thanksgiving. TMI, but driving/riding chokes my guts into obstruction. My body can't travel that far and I wouldn't know what to buy if I got there.
OT...I'm getting high as I type. I licked some RSO a couple of hours ago before leaving the office.
I'm headed to the endodontist in the morning for a molar root canal, etc. I'm no stranger to dentists or doctors, but FML, I am SO tired of this existence.
Somebody,
PLEASE,
blow my ignorant mind!?! "Grandma feels run over by a reindeer!" I need help!?! Meanwhile, thank you guys for tolerating me!
FFS...now the server is too fucking busy to post!