DeSpise
Bluelighter
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- Feb 23, 2003
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mull muffins straight from hell
made up a batch of 12 chocolate fudge muffins with lots of extra chocolate... and about 5 ounces of bud !!!! it was slightly immature bud, but quite potent. i chopped up the whole 4 foot high plant and cooked it in batches with butter and water.
by the time the butter was ready, it was a deep, oily green in colour... like crude oil!! it looked really evil.
the taste of it in the muffins is something else, its like pesticide
so i got down to business and ate one. i could feel the effects after about half an hour, felt like gravity was trying to drag me to the floor. my eyes couldnt focus and i was tingling allover.
an hour into it, i could only just stagger around the house, it was something a bit reminiscent of walking on DXM. i lay down in bed, as i was feeling overwhelmed and a bit sick.
hour and a half had passed now, and i was in CEV heaven. morphing rainbow patterns were everywhere, and i could almost feel them flowing.
now the crazy shit begins, i open my eyes, and the patterens are still there!! they are vivid and clear, but also transparent. the whole room seems to be moving. i notice patches of black squiggles crawling allover my walls like big spiders. i looked closely at them, and could clearly see that it was a picture of two cartoon dogs 8(
feels like my heart is going to explode, my whole body is pulsing really fast. the thought that i could possibly be the first person to die from pot is clearly in my head now, and i start to freak out a bit. the effects keep getting stronger and stronger, my body feels like its racing allover the place, my mind is reeling and i start going blind in patches of my vision.
i walk to get a drink, as my mouth is dry as anything. stubling around, my heart is full of terror at everything around me. i stand near the sink for about 5 minutes trying to psche myself up to turn on the tap (i was CONVINCED something was hiding there waiting for me)
as i started to walk back to my room, my legs started to tremble really fast, soon my whole body was shaking and vibrating, it was pretty damn scary, and i lay in bed for a few minutes till it passed. i cant remember much after that, other than i lay in bed thinking all sorts of messed up things, i felt like i was going crazy. when i woke up this morning i was still stoned, i still feel all fucked up now, and its been about 20 hours
that was the most intense marijuana experience of my whole life, and i am an experienced toker who often has 5 or more cones from a bucket in a sitting, i have a high tolerance. it was totally crazy, and i still have a bunch more left
wonder what would happen if i ate two or three... lol
made up a batch of 12 chocolate fudge muffins with lots of extra chocolate... and about 5 ounces of bud !!!! it was slightly immature bud, but quite potent. i chopped up the whole 4 foot high plant and cooked it in batches with butter and water.
by the time the butter was ready, it was a deep, oily green in colour... like crude oil!! it looked really evil.
the taste of it in the muffins is something else, its like pesticide

so i got down to business and ate one. i could feel the effects after about half an hour, felt like gravity was trying to drag me to the floor. my eyes couldnt focus and i was tingling allover.
an hour into it, i could only just stagger around the house, it was something a bit reminiscent of walking on DXM. i lay down in bed, as i was feeling overwhelmed and a bit sick.
hour and a half had passed now, and i was in CEV heaven. morphing rainbow patterns were everywhere, and i could almost feel them flowing.
now the crazy shit begins, i open my eyes, and the patterens are still there!! they are vivid and clear, but also transparent. the whole room seems to be moving. i notice patches of black squiggles crawling allover my walls like big spiders. i looked closely at them, and could clearly see that it was a picture of two cartoon dogs 8(
feels like my heart is going to explode, my whole body is pulsing really fast. the thought that i could possibly be the first person to die from pot is clearly in my head now, and i start to freak out a bit. the effects keep getting stronger and stronger, my body feels like its racing allover the place, my mind is reeling and i start going blind in patches of my vision.
i walk to get a drink, as my mouth is dry as anything. stubling around, my heart is full of terror at everything around me. i stand near the sink for about 5 minutes trying to psche myself up to turn on the tap (i was CONVINCED something was hiding there waiting for me)
as i started to walk back to my room, my legs started to tremble really fast, soon my whole body was shaking and vibrating, it was pretty damn scary, and i lay in bed for a few minutes till it passed. i cant remember much after that, other than i lay in bed thinking all sorts of messed up things, i felt like i was going crazy. when i woke up this morning i was still stoned, i still feel all fucked up now, and its been about 20 hours

that was the most intense marijuana experience of my whole life, and i am an experienced toker who often has 5 or more cones from a bucket in a sitting, i have a high tolerance. it was totally crazy, and i still have a bunch more left

wonder what would happen if i ate two or three... lol