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Cannabis - First Time - Fried and Loving it!

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MikeD

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Alright, well first off, this report was my first time smoking dope.. This was like 3 - 4 years ago.. But it is a trip that ill remember for a long time.
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Beginning
I used to stay at a really good friends house all the time. There was this other guy that stayed there as well. He smoked dope all the time. Well, I have been thinking about trying it for awhile so I gave him some cash and that night he came back with a joint.

Smoking
He came back that night with a joint.. Showed me it and all.. I was really anxious to try it. So we went outside and he lit it. He told me to start off, smoke it like a cigarette.. Except with bigger inhales.. Watch him and ill basically get the idea. Well, I did that.

Inside
We headed up the steps after smoking it and I wasen't sure what to expect, so I didn't know if I was high or not. Well we got inside and we were standing in the kitchen and just I burst out laughing. I coulden't stop laughing. I don't even know what I was laughing about, but I just kept laughing. He started laughing as well. I was definitely feeling something, but I still wasen't sure. I mean, it was my firs time, so obviously I am not positive.

5 minutes later..
We were just hanging out. I remember I went to turn my head and it looked as though every was going in frames as I turned my head. Like slow motion. I knew I was feeling something then.

At the computer..
Well, he decided he was going to play a game on the computer. I decided to watch. I put my arm on the computer desk.. and my arm made a wierd type motion.. I asked him if my arm just did that..

20 minutes later..
I was definitely feeling great. I was loving every second of it. It made things so much more better and interesting.

End of the night
He decided he was going to head to bed. So, I ended up going to sleep on the cough. Pretty sure I watched some T.v.. but I really don't remember. It was the best. I loved it.


Conclusion
Well, I know alot of people say that most people don't get high there first time.. Well I was fried and loving every moment of it.

This was an extremely long time ago.. Like I said 3 to 4 years ago, but I read another trip report that made me think of this. So I decided to post it.


Now, how about some of you post some things you remind from the first time you smoked?


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Haha! Nice :)

Well written report dude.. you must of had some good chronic too, I had the frames/slow motion thing once or twice very early in my pot smoking days.

Enjoy your low tolerance and keep it as a special thing :)
 
My first time smoking was in a freinds basement when I was 17. I expected it to be something similar to being drunk....It wasn't lol!

After smoking a blunt between the 3 of us, witch in retrospect was a lot for my level of tolerance at the time-none that is. Everything floated away and I could no longer understand any thing anyone said around me.

My freinds managed to convince me that I had had surgery on my skeleton, and that I had an adimantium skeleton like wolverine. I believed them for about 20 minutes! lol

I sat for about an hour listening to music, then I finally convinced my freind to take me to the store to get some water, as everything in my mouth was cotton.

I get home 2 hours after the innitial blunt, my mom meets me at the door telling me I forgot to take the trash out. I told her "ok Ill take the trash out then." and proceeded to eat an entire pizza, and a big bowl of ice cream.

A very good time all in all. Looking back theres no wonder that was the summer I finally gained a little weight!
 
=D

The first time I got stoned was weird, I remember looking at nickthecheese, saying "This is gay, I've had marijuana before and it doesn't do dick."

10 minutes later I remember eating a lot of leftover rice and thinking "Hmm, maybe this is working after all."

I know what you mean with the slow frames too, although I have got to learn to stop smoking huge cones and feeling nauseous for a while. (and marijuana is an anti nausia substance, I know, the irony).

Good report :D
 
Well we got inside and we were standing in the kitchen and just I burst out laughing. I coulden't stop laughing. I don't even know what I was laughing about, but I just kept laughing. He started laughing as well.
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Hahah :D Best times I've ever had... random laughing fits at absolutely nothing... you can't stop, your sides hurt so hard... but you still laugh :)
We were just hanging out. I remember I went to turn my head and it looked as though every was going in frames as I turned my head. Like slow motion. I knew I was feeling something then.
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I can relate to that :) Often when we're driving, my mate goes "What's your frame-rate?", and it's usually "Not good", meaning it's like we're in a computer game on a crappy computer, choppy as hell :)
 
Yeah, I don't have a low tolerance anymore. Kind of sucks, because a low tolerance kick ass. To the newbies.. Enjoy it! Don't think your any weaker.. Enjoy it! It's a low tolerance on dope, is a great thing to have!
 
Hell yeah... pot is the shit :)

The first time I got really baked was from about six or seven bong bowls of "chronic" shared between me and my buddy. I remember looking at my friend and his head turned into a cartoon-looking charlie brown head. I jumped and freaked out for a second.

Then we went upstairs and the TV wouldn't stay still. I sunk into the chair I was sitting in for a while, closed my eyes, and felt like I was flying through space at warp speed.

Then I ate all the frosting off his birthday cake which he was supposed to get the next day, leaving the bare cake underneath. Next I ate a bag of chips with a bottle of tomato sauce as dip because I thought it was salsa.

Pretty soon after that I passed out in my chair.

Damn... those early pot experiences were like tripping :)
 
Chubba75 said:
Often when we're driving, my mate goes "What's your frame-rate?", and it's usually "Not good", meaning it's like we're in a computer game on a crappy computer, choppy as hell :)
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LOL way to toss in the geek reference.

When I take amphetamines I feel like I have my memory, video card, and CPU overclocked out of sync. Maybe I just need a bigger heat sink.

hahahha
(sorry its the beer)
 
This reminds me of my first time smoking pot. I got a crazy intense buzz. I know what you mean with bursting out laughing. I came inside fromsmoking and took a piss, and then fell on the floor laughing.
 
Man I was TRIPPING the first time i smoked weed and got high. My friend and I smoked out of a homemade bong we made for the occasion, and smoked an 8th of kindbud together our first time. I was just so wasted it was unbelievable. His brother came home, then a senior in HS while we were sophomores..he just laughed and offered us tostitos. I didn't get munchies my first time though..hm.
 
"I was definitely feeling something, but I still wasen't sure."

All my friends that started weed after me said this. They "thought" they "might" be high.

I don't understand that at all! My first time was not like that one bit.

I had smoked various times, (maybe twice or three times), but had never been high; not at all.

The next time I smoked, I must have inhaled the smoke properly or somthing (I didn't notice myself changing style at all), but I was suddenly very high and I KNEW it.

I was sitting in my garage and it slowly crept up on me then hit me all at once and very abruptly. I remember playing around with things; looking at them, focusing on them, and noticing that I could put myself into some sort of a trance just by staring at somthing.

After that, I suddenly felt a little ill (don't know to this day whether it was the weed or just something I had eaten prior) and I went to sleep.

I woke up feeling mildly high. Ate a sandwich.

To this day I regret not staying up and experiencing fully what was probably my best stone.
 
Nice :) yeah it took me about 3 or 4 times of smoking before I actually truly could say I was high. But since then, it's been smooth sailing every time with no diminish..!

I love the framerate/slowdown too. I get it on shrooms.
 
I remember I went to turn my head and it looked as though every was going in frames as I turned my head. Like slow motion.

haha yeah no shit i love it when you get that fealing
 
My first time was amazing, best stone ever.

My whole class just finished for the semester, and we went up to the park and sat on the grass on one of those magic summer days.

The joint got passed around, I got about four good rips, then around came a pipe with a different type of weed, got about 3 hits of that.

Fifteen minutes and still I couldn’t feel anything; we were still sitting on the grass chilling in the sun.

Then the sound of cicadas sounded really loud and I looked at the grass and thought, damn that grass is looking green.

I looked up and stared at my fellow class mates and for no reason just started uncontrollably laughing to the point I was saw al over, after 10 minutes of laughter fits I managed to pull myself together.

Well, we stood up and I had a little trouble walking at first and went over and looked at some rally cars that were on display.

Not being a car enthusiast I said my good byes and went over to catch the bus, once on the bus I sat there with a huge as grin on my face and gazed out the window, I felt like a million bucks.

I was so happy I strolled into my local video games shop and blew 70 bucks, on a Nintendo game , metroid prime.

That game still reminds me of that holy grail of buzzes, that elusive first high it’s a little reminder of that amazing day.
 
My first time was a classic.

13 years old, I was living in a suburban neighborhood down in Florida, but, I came up that christmas to spend time with relatives in the city(see also "ghetto" "hood").

My sister's boyfriends brother decides, on a snowy cold day, that he's gonna take me out for a tour of the beautiful scenic city(heh), we end up at his friend E's house, along with E's mom, sister, and a few of the random neighbors.

I notice, a scent....what is that beautiful aromatic sweet smell? I ask, and, I see what looks like a makeshift cigar, being smoked by everybody there.

Suddenly! It makes sense! They were smoking pot!

Dope! Grass! Drugs! I had heard about these things, but, I had never imagined, me, myself, 13 years old, computer nerd to the extreme, would ever be introduced to this.

The circle makes it's way to me....I hesitate. Take a puff.

I don't remember much for the next 40 minutes or so. I remember the room spinning around, and being absurdly thirsty.

So I find my way to a local gas station, and introduce myself to the concept of "munchies".

8 years later, here I am:-)
 
I was 16, my mate was the first i knew to get his license and have a car. The good old telstar :D

So there was me, driver, and two others. Made our way to a secluded valley in the vegitated dunes of the beach. My mates used a dirty old rank ass bong they found in the bush's, where as i bought a pipe a few weeks earlier and decided to 'christen' it ;) (yeh i was eager to do drugs i know)

I had 2 cones and i was fucked for the rest of the night. The thing i remember was 'seeing mexico'. The docks with all the cranes and towers and shit where all lit up at night and still being at the beach with the 'desert like' terrain it looked like i was in mexico.

Now the reason i thought i was in mexico was because the accumulation of cranes and towers seemed to look like one object. Wait for it.... A 10km wide mother ship!!!

Yeah those where the days :D

Never seen mexico the same way again :( But ill wait till i get some acid!!
 
Okay my turn I guess ;)

Well... I mustve been like... 18 or 19 I guess. My friend had gotten into it a little a while back, and I'd heard a few things and decided I wanted to give it a try. (My friend, a few months earlier, gave me a puff of one he had, and I thought then I was stoned, though in retrospect, I wasn't - what I felt was merely the nicotine from the tobacco. I didnt know any better not being a smoker at the time)... But anyway... Someone at work I knew had access to the goods and I asked him to get me some, just a little... So home that night I was out hiding from my parents in our shed, rolling this J... and I think I must've put not enough in at all, cause I smoked it, and didnt feel anything... So I went back to the shed, and made another attempt... adding MUCH MUCH more this time hehe... I sat down, and smoked taking nice deep breaths... funny thing is, I didn't really seem to feel much at all until I'd almost finished... when I started walking around my garden... THAT'S when it hit me lol. I started cracking up laughing thinking "wtf?" and just generally laughing my ass off... Trouble being, I had to go and get some money from the bank for my mother for housekeeping etc... and I was just GONE... I remember going into my living room, poking my head around the door trying not to burst out laughing and being like "bro... come out here a sec"... we went to the garden and I told him what'd happened and I was cracking up... Ended up just giving him my bank card and pin and telling him to get the money out for me lol. I thought it best to just stay away from my parents at the time, so I went to bed... Just remember lying in bed, seeing vivid pictures of playing cards all weird, and computer game - like visions... and it was entertaining... but then I fell asleep... All in all it was pretty damn good :D Wasn't till the next couple of times I'd realise the effect it had on music (which is why I usually smoke these days... helps me compose / understand what im listening to).

Sorry that was so long ;)
 
I also ran around my first time yelling 'IM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE!'. It was in the winter, and it felt like i was covered up in a warm blanket, and I still get that a little bit. It was vaguely like vicodin, but a LOT less strong.
 
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