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ston3r08

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Some of you may have read this story, it has been modified 8)

Are mushroom worth dieing for ?

It was early afternoon; my boyfriend and I had been smoking joints for the morning. 30 minutes after the last smoke, my boyfriend received a call from two of his mates (a) & (b) asking if we would like to go out and go mushroom picking on a cow field. We both decided to go, we had never gone before. So we though it would be a cool trip.

We both left the house still stoned and started to drive out to the field.

About 30 minutes later we had got to the field, we sat in the car for a little bit wondering if I is a good idea because we both realized we were still stoned. The anxiety had hit us, was this a good idea after all?

All I could feel my body was starting to shake from nerves, I needed a drink and fast my boyfriend and I got our camel packs and we sat in the car contemplating if it was worth it ?

After sitting there for a minute or two my boyfriend called his mate (a) telling him that we were here. Mate (a) told us he was down the hill in a small section of trees. We got out of the car and went down to the gate of the field to try and see if we could see were (a) or (b) was.

We couldn't see them but started to realize that it wasn't only cows there were bulls as well and a lot of them. There were all down the hill a little, so me and my boyfriend started to climb the gate but as I looked over at the cows they were starting to move closer to us. I started to panic so I jumped straight back behind the gate and my boyfriend followed. We stood at the gate for a while, working out what to do.
The bulls were starting to fight with each other. So we couldn't get down the field this way. As we looked for a alternative way down, we walked down the hill to the lower part of the field near the lake. We had walked to the bottom of the field, far enough from the cows my boyfriend and me though, and the cow’s attention to us had shifted to the bulls having a fight. I thought to myself "Yep we make it fine", How I was so wrong this was when the craziness began.

So we jumped the fence and started to make our way past the lake and up the hill to the little group of trees were mate (a) and (b) were. We had been walking for about 5 minutes when I looked back and saw the cows and bulls were starting to move towards us. I was starting to panic again. This wasn’t something I wanted to be doing this while I was stoned I realized; I had incredible dry mouth I need water. No hope now and there was no turning back.

I yelled to my boyfriend “watch out there coming”.They had started to walk in there pack down towards us. So we started to walk faster up the slope of the hill. I looked back again and the cows had started to run. I yelled out “Run!” we both ran frantically up the hill as had reached the border line of the trees we saw mate (a) and (b), we continued to run towards them when we reached them my boyfriend said “Hi ... the bulls are coming”.

I was so tired and sore and still panicking from running up that hill and as I looked around the cows were still coming, we all started to run weaving in and out of trees. I was starting to think this is it, I am going to die or I am going to get hurt badly. The run was so hard everything was muddy and wet my feet kept slipping in the mud. I was exhausted. I just wanted it to be over.

Running though the trees I realized that my boyfriend and mate (a) and (b) had run over to these cement cylinders that they all were hiding in, I couldn't run over the bulls were getting closer. So I just dropped down. I was crouched on the ground, not moving a muscle, scared shitless. I didn't know what to do. I didn't move for about a minute or two. But when I stood up the cows had split up there were 4 standing at the boarder of the trees just staring at me and all the others were standing in there in a pack in front of the cylinders. No one dared to move.

We sat in our places for about 5 minutes and then the cows started to back away and made their way down the other side of the field. As the last cow followed my boyfriend and mate (a) and (b) came out of the cylinders and started to slowly make there way back over towards my way.

Once we were all together my boyfriend and me looked at one another and said lets go our hearts was racing my mouth was dry and all I knew was that was it, I was out of there walking up the hill to the car with my boyfriend all I could think was I will never go to a field were there are cows while I am stoned…. As we looked back at were everything had happened we saw Mate (a) and (b) staying and continuing to look for mushrooms.
 
Haha that sounds like an adventure, if the cows/bulls had gotten close I think I'd have instinctively made myself 'big' and shouted to fend them off. You must have been pretty stoned to not just run as far as you could in the other direction!

Thanks for the laugh!
 
Hilarious read!! No, not worth it.

You were in their territory and not happy about it. Perhaps those mushies are all they have to live for and seeing you dipping into their stock made them mad. Or, they were all already tripping balls and you all looked like aliens, so they wanted to investigate.
 
^ hey mate they do here in australia 8( Psilocybe cubensis grow in cow dung/shit.

before you decide to be the one who "knows it all" get your facts straight 8(
 
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^ ah u crack me up with how retarded you are! Thanks for the laugh at your uninformative post better luck next time bud! :)
 
Jesus Christ someone's got a fucking tree trunk up their anus...

You are actually the one who is wrong, DEAD wrong, cow fields with manure are a PRIME place to find psilocybin mushrooms. ANY mushroom hunting book or website will tell you that.

I'm sure you know better though. You seem like a smart guy.
 
i'll make it simple so you can understand i said for the most part because most of the world is in cooler climates and in cool climates you won't find hallucinogenic mushrooms growing on cow shit most of them will be growing on grass or wood chips and such.
 
i'll make it simple so you can understand i said for the most part because most of the world is in cooler climates and in cool climates you won't find hallucinogenic mushrooms growing on cow shit most of them will be growing on grass or wood chips and such.

Now there is no need to be rude now, tisk tisk tisk. Now to clear your facts the mushrooms that were picked on that field, They did have Hallucinogenic's in them, because our mates did trip. The time that they grow are is in the summer and that isn't a cool climate ... so there is again no need to be rude OK ... TISK TISK TISK..

Look clear up your knowledge and read this ...

http://www.erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms_images1.shtml#psil-aust
 
hey flowers you realize alot of species grow in dung/shit and other species also grow in cool climates. It depends when it is the season in you area of the world. At the moment the winter frosts make it 2 hard for anything to grow here so we have to wait until summer and the rains for Psilocybe cubensis mushrooms, so please dont be so small minded as we are all on this site for the same purpose none the less. @ Bishopsbishops - spend some more time here first little greenlighter! =D

The point of these reports are for peoples thoughts itself on the trip report not for people to deny the experience of others. ;) PLUR
 
Fieldy;9839272 The point of these reports are for peoples thoughts itself on the trip report not for people to deny the experience of others. ;) PLUR[/QUOTE said:
I can second this !
 
To the OP:

I have a lot of experience with cows and the ones we have now will "play" with you sometimes. If I run at them, they will run away from me. If I run from them, they will chase me, and quite quickly. Usually they're just curious as to whether you've got an apple or some corn or something on you that you're going to feed them :)
 
I've gone on mushroom hunting trips and never had a problem with cows lol; now seeing a bunch of bulls would scare the shit out of me. You know mushrooms are quite easy to grow in your home? At least there is no threat of a bull in your closet :D
 
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