pax-antebellum
Greenlighter
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- Jun 5, 2015
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I just started dating this girl who introduced me to bud last month--and by extension some of her dealers & friends. I spend basically everyday with her and the new friends she is introducing me to. I really like my new social circle. I'm in a bit of a quagmire, though. I want to keep smoking and continue to bond over a common interest with these people, but I just finished grad school which means one thing: crippling student debt on the horizon. Ergo, I need to get a professional job, but I am not willing to compromise my new found happiness so that I can pass a gratuitous drug test. I'll likely work at a government agency based on my skill set, which means recurring drug tests.
I've heard of "synthetic weed," but there doesn't appear to be any good research indicating the efficacy of this stuff. In addition to a lack of research, the products themselves are found online, which is asking to be ripped off if I'm not careful. Is anyone aware of a way to obtain a product that provides a weed-esque high that is not actually marijuana? If not, what are some alternative class of drugs that can be consumed and "cleared" out of my system within 72 hours for a standard urine drug test?
Here is what I'm sort of looking for:
-I want to have a 75% chance of testing negative within 72-96 hours after initial consumption of the substance. I'm an "average" 20-something with a slightly higher-than-average metabolism rate.
-If the product(s) need to be purchased online, I would like to be fairly confidence that I am not buying from a cop. Also, I would prefer the vendor have a reputation for not selling fake items.
-I can be a little paranoid, so it would be nice to use a substance that has at least some research indicating that it is not highly neurotoxic (I've only read about MDMA possibly being neurotoxic, but there may be others).
Any advice (e.g. reputable websites) would be greatly appreciated!
I've heard of "synthetic weed," but there doesn't appear to be any good research indicating the efficacy of this stuff. In addition to a lack of research, the products themselves are found online, which is asking to be ripped off if I'm not careful. Is anyone aware of a way to obtain a product that provides a weed-esque high that is not actually marijuana? If not, what are some alternative class of drugs that can be consumed and "cleared" out of my system within 72 hours for a standard urine drug test?
Here is what I'm sort of looking for:
-I want to have a 75% chance of testing negative within 72-96 hours after initial consumption of the substance. I'm an "average" 20-something with a slightly higher-than-average metabolism rate.
-If the product(s) need to be purchased online, I would like to be fairly confidence that I am not buying from a cop. Also, I would prefer the vendor have a reputation for not selling fake items.
-I can be a little paranoid, so it would be nice to use a substance that has at least some research indicating that it is not highly neurotoxic (I've only read about MDMA possibly being neurotoxic, but there may be others).
Any advice (e.g. reputable websites) would be greatly appreciated!