Camera in bathroom at methadone clinic?

[Johnny blue]

spaces, yeah, thats the term. I heard spaces and indention do wonders for paragraph formation.

For real. Seriously dude we usually break paragraphs with spaces. I appreciate you using the search function and all but, we probably could've survived without resurrecting this two year old thread.

No big deal man. Just saying. The reality of the situation is that you stand a snowball's chance in hell of anyone who isn't on some type of amphetamine reading all that. In the future if you have a point you'd really like to make I'd serve you better to keep it short and direct. You're welcome to post how you like though, just a little advice.

 

[Zerrr]

holy huge fucking paragraph, batman!

I didn't read more than a few words of that post but I think it has p.o.t.y potential based on the ridic factor alone. If that guy used spaces he would of taken up a full page with one post...quite the accomplishment imo.

Ha, just noticed it was 3 years later...ultimate thread-saver nonetheless

 

[Stohr619]

I applaud your diligence, research, amount of time & passion on this subject, and detail in your work of art.

A long time ago, early 90's, I was young, dumb & tried methadone. I didn't realize they had a little door or viewing hole where they actually snuck a peek at you peeing. To make it even funnier I was sneaking on my own dirty pee because I had such a problem just peeing on heroin that it had taken me hours the time before. So, even worser, when I was done & back in the very full waiting room, this "nurse" comes out in the room, holding my pee up & telling everyone basically how stupid I was for doing what I did. Everyone in the room laughed at me & it was 1 of my worst experiences.
I stammered my reason & even told them to check it cause it was dirty but I doubt anyone heard me over the laughter. I got so pissed & humiliated all I cold think to say was that she had the shittest job ever - looking at people's asses all day long & how sorry I felt for her. So it took me 22 years before I could even try to walk into another clinic. 22 Years of help I should have tried to get but I let 1 unprofessional idiot stop me.
Sorry, just reminded me of that for some reason. I try to turn my horrible experiences into funny stories for others. I mean most are really funny, as long as it's happening to someone else, right?

 

[jaycat420]

Be a dear and grammatize it for us

 

[jasperkent]

I mean most are really funny

Funniest story I’ve heard on this subject:

You know they make devices you can attach to your body under your clothing that hold "clean pee." There are some that even have a fake penis (they come in various skin tones) in case of cameras or a clinic worker right there with you.

I heard of a guy who used one of those and everything went fine until he walked out of the restroom-- with the fake penis still hanging out of his pants!

i guess if you can't feel it, it's easy to forget. Anyway, it's a great example of the best plans going horribly wrong.