Call the police..I'm too high

[shreddedlettuce]

I reckon this person was "high on their own supply of the more illicit non pharmaceutical ones" in public and got busted.

Moral of the story, if you are high and in public and have contraband on you, find a motel. - And make sure your fucking car doesn't run out of petrol.

@Coffeeshroom though you might like this one.

Pics are at the bottom of the official police media but have posted them here as an intro.






https://www.saps.gov.za/newsroom/ms...3nTK-T163aTnSx4KIg_aem_xsl3jxPa9SOfFmL3mrBGUg

 

[Ismene2]

That brutha was slingin dick!!

 

[Shambles]

I called the police on myself and flushed 1000s worth opioids and psyches down the toilet once. Won’t be doing that again.

 

[Ismene2]

I called the police on myself and flushed 1000s worth opioids and psyches down the toilet once. Won’t be doing that again.

Good grief is that you shammy?! Where the fuck ya bin?!

 

[Shambles]

Chillin…

Also, it’s Izzy!!! How the devil are ya?

 

[Ismene2]

Im doing great, 3 days off work, terpenes and RSO today and albino mushrooms tomorrow!

 

[daturetard]

It won't cure cancer - but it will cure everything else!

Not to be a dick, but if you're gonna make claims like the latter, why not just go ahead and claim it will cure cancer?

 

[Ismene2]

Not to be a dick, but if you're gonna make claims like the latter, why not just go ahead and claim it will cure cancer?

Because I'm joking?

 

[emkee_reinvented]

Not to be a dick, but if you're gonna make claims like the latter, why not just go ahead and claim it will cure cancer?

Ayurveda cures things Western Medicine has no cure, live with it.
And a 5000 year old medical system, they call alternative medicine.
Or you get responses like they use poisonous thing like heavy metal.

Well assuming they evolved too, guess only fuckin up dr s still do that.
Like our fuck up dr s fuck us up, leaving you sicker then before you came.
Western decline of the Health system goes fast.

 

[Mushoku_Sensei]

Just do some meth and you will start seeing police outside your house

Why on earth did THAT just make me wanna try meth now????