Caffeinated Booze Four Loko, Not Drugs, Sickened Students at Party

trojanllama said:
Introducing Five Loco!!!
Its 20% alcohol, has the equivalent of 10 cups of coffee, the nicotine equivalent of a pack of cigarettes, and 500 mg of DXM!

"Oh my god Becky, look, its in a brightly colored can and it can fit in my Gucci purse! I'm gonna chug three of them!"

*face palm* lets just ban students from leaving their houses.
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god i wish this post was real.
 
I tried it a couple of months ago. The first can gave me a pretty decent buzz. I started the second and sometime after that, I remember puking in my friend's sink. Then nothing. I woke up a couple hours later on her couch, with my legs hanging over the end. My friend told me the next day that I finished the second can. I'm not really a drinker, so my tolerance is low. Still, that stuff doesn't mess around with the buzz.

It tastes pretty rancid, too. I've tried Joose also. Basically the same thing.The green apple actually tastes pretty decent.
 
i like these alot but a little to much and i get a shitty super faded dead kind of drunk lol
i like these mixin 1 or 2 with some liquor and buds gets you a good fade going on
 
How strong are these to a seasoned drinker? I mean, i cant see it being more special than having a bottle of wine, which wont get me that drunk at all.
 
attempt4 said:
How strong are these to a seasoned drinker? I mean, i cant see it being more special than having a bottle of wine, which wont get me that drunk at all.
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My tolerance (which I am ashamed of, but trying to give you the most accurate info as the the intensity of 4 lokos).

Beer: I would drink (12) 16 oz beers to get drunk. That ads up to 16 regular sized beers. I would bring an 18 pack for myself to parties, then end up drinking some other stuff in drinking games etc....

Wine: A bottle of wine wouldn't get me that drunk.

Liquor: 3/4 of a 750ml bottle of 80 proof vodka was the norm for me.

I never vomited from the above drinks, nor did I mix them.

Now with 4 lokos, 3 would get me trashed. I would remember getting to the 3rd, and then wake up with it empty, and then would vomit. I also got kinda angry on them. I blacked out and either pissed or puked on a chair in my house (family memeber told me the next day).

So if you have a tolerance, 2 can get you rediculously wasted. 3 is close to blackout. I think a lot of people get into trouble with them because the difference between 1 and 2 of them is so severe. 1 gets you drunk, 2 wasted, and 3 is blackout... Not to mention the stomach problems. I wouldn't do more than pre-gaming with one of those if I had to.

edit: attempt 4, I would say it is pretty similar to a bottle of wine, but like I said the difference between having 1 or 2 is so severe, just like the difference between having 1 or 2 bottles of wine is big.
 
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yeah, man, (not dicksizing) but I can drink like 4-5 bottles of wine or maybe 12-16 16 oz. cans of malt liquor, and these things totally fuck me up. 2 cans is really strong, 3 cans is TOO MUCH.
 
that stuff is crazy. due to the recent media popularity, i had to try it! Last weekend we got a few cans to sample diff flavors. wow that stuff really is loko, and i understand why everyone who i told, was like "be careful." that shit packs a punch. I am glad i had the opportunity to try it, but at the same time, It's not something i would make a habit of (also partly because they dont sell it near my house, but they sell it near my friend's house). I think the psychosis would take over my personality lol. So I tried Crandberry Lemonade (the best) Raspberry (second best) and a third one which sucked, Fruit punch, I believe. Stay Safe with this!
 
^ Just acquired it today. :D

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agreed. blue raspberry tastes terrilble.
but, all of these news articles I have read about how dangerous the drink is reference some student who went o the ER with a BAC of .2-.4, which is horrible, but they also mention the student drank 3 cans and shots tequila in an hour, or a similar situation.

So, yes these drinks can be dangerous, but by themselves they aren't the worst thing in the world. Caffeine and alcohol is nothing new... every seen anyone order a jack and coke? a vodka redbull? a jager bomb?

In moderation there's nothing wrong with these drinks, in excess, like any alcohol, they can be really dangerous
 
LOL I love how it says "AND FD&C RED #40" in big white letters after all of the featured ingredients like it's something special and not just the shit in Big Red that stains your lips bright red for a week. :D
 
These drinks don't even taste alcoholic, more like punch. Yeah they are super strong at 12%. I wouldn't drink these cuz I'm sure they have a ton of sugar, plus I never saw the point in consuming tons of caffeine in one sitting. Would you drink 5-10 cups of coffee for the hell of it?

People probably drink these to get drunk and don't think of how much caffeine they have had.
 
At night after descending 2-300 feet to the water, I climbed a 25-30 foot broken tree trunk, drug into a cave at the base of the Niagara gorge, shimmied 20ish feet straight up, and with bats flying past my face as I reached the top wondered 'HOW THE FUCK DO I GET BACK DOWN?!?!!"


Thank you four-loko

I am barely alive because of you today, but damn, do I have some fuckin tits pictures that no one else could possibly have of a 100' + natural vertical shaft uncharted cave system in the NY area. And The memories.. ahh fear solidifies memories lol

Ya. I coulda died... probably should have.. but four loko, you gave me that push, and when I die, my life will have beeen *that* much richer......... or I could have slipped and fuckin died, -the more likely option, I dunno how the hell I made it back down =p

These things for sure will make it easier for you to make 'jackass' style decisions. It's like stev0-in-a-can (pepper lightly with ketamine and whippits for true effect).
 
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muvolution said:
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one day of Mardi Gras.

and me saying it feels like a "dirty" drunk is saying alot since obviously I am used to drinking shitty malt liquor. Well Steelies aren't that dirty, but yeah...
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I had to save this pic to my HD, just letting you know. This is like the blue-green eyed afghan girl, the flaming yogi, or the running naked Vietnamese child... a trail of tears.. tucked away in my dining room corner
 
^ LOL.

Well here's my trip report:

I drank it and I got high. lol

These aren't so bad. I did only have one though so that might be where I went wrong. I wasn't feeling too good before I drank it and I had been smoking cannabis since I woke up but I figured I would go for it anyways. I poured it in a glass of ice because I had left it in my car over night.
Whoever said it tastes like cough syrup I agree (watermelon flavor anyways). By the second glass the taste wasn't an issue anymore though. I got pretty hammered from one can.

I could see this being OK as long as you just drank it over a period of time and went slow with it.

Also, I don't know if this is related or not but that night I had a lot of trouble sleeping even though I had consumed the 4L quite a bit earlier in the day. I'm not normally that sensitive to caffeine at all.
 
They made the decision on saturday that distributors will have until Dec. 10 to clear their inventory in NY
 
i read somewhere today that caffeine makes it a lot harder for your body to get rid of the alcohol. Which could be why most people are fine wit one but after that there trashed. Glad we dont have them in south dakota. Gin and juice!!
 
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