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Bright Highdeas

samnslumberland

samnslumberland

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You know those outrageously awesome ideas that you occasionally get when you're stoned? The ones that end up not working out the majority of the time? If not, here's an example:

Although showering while high tends to sober me up, I love doing it anyway. Something about standing under the hot water as it beats down on my shoulders and zoning out is just unbelievably relaxing. Well, the other day I decided to take a shower, but I didn't want to come down from my high. So what do I do? I take my little "bing" and my lighter into the shower with me and toke with the window open. This worked out great for the first two hits or so...until I ruined my lighter because I got water in it. If I had thought this through more carefully and hadn't been stoned prior to getting in the shower, I most likely wouldn't have followed through with this idea.

Does anyone else have any ideas that seemed amazing when they were stoned, but ended up not being so great in the end? Hell, let's hear about the ideas that turned out better than expected too. Just share your "bright highdeas", all are welcome. :)
 
I ran into one about voice recognition and commands for television. Eliminate tedious button pressing. TV: On. NBC! ESPN! Discovery? History! Buckk it, I'm tired it and nothing's on. TV OFF. It can literally extend to any appliance in your home once the technology crafted.


One time I got into the shower high, and I ****ed up lol. Didn't shampoo my hair, didn't shave, dropped the towel off the bar. Was nice while it lasted.
 
samnslumberland said:
You know those outrageously awesome ideas that you occasionally get when you're stoned? The ones that end up not working out the majority of the time? If not, here's an example:

Although showering while high tends to sober me up, I love doing it anyway. Something about standing under the hot water as it beats down on my shoulders and zoning out is just unbelievably relaxing. Well, the other day I decided to take a shower, but I didn't want to come down from my high. So what do I do? I take my little "bing" and my lighter into the shower with me and toke with the window open. This worked out great for the first two hits or so...until I ruined my lighter because I got water in it. If I had thought this through more carefully and hadn't been stoned prior to getting in the shower, I most likely wouldn't have followed through with this idea.

Does anyone else have any ideas that seemed amazing when they were stoned, but ended up not being so great in the end? Hell, let's hear about the ideas that turned out better than expected too. Just share your "bright highdeas", all are welcome. :)
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Lighter is probably not ruined; you can still use it. Just let it dry out. I have had people drop lighters into a pitcher of water (where we used to have the gravity bong set up), and I would just fish out the lighter, let it dry, and it would still work.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
Lighter is probably not ruined; you can still use it. Just let it dry out. I have had people drop lighters into a pitcher of water (where we used to have the gravity bong set up), and I would just fish out the lighter, let it dry, and it would still work.
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Well I always keep extras on hand because I know how people like to be shady and steal them, etc., so it was only a big deal at the time because I wanted to use it a bit longer. Other than that I could care less if it were ruined.

But you're right, I just gave it a try and it worked!
 
Wake up , take 1 massive bong bowl to the face.

Take shower, take 1 massive bong bowl to the face.

Hit up that Burger King drive-thru, while hitting massive bong bowl to face.

Go home, watch TV, snack more, fall asleep.

Rinse and repeat.
 
One time while extra stoned off of some beautiful blue dream and og kush I realized that both highs complemented each other. I smoked the bluedream J first and felt what my high self could only describe as head confusion. Then I smoked the Og and felt what I could only describe as body confusion... the combination in my head was DISCONFUTION then i later read up about Sativas and Indicas =) Great salad joint combo tho... must recommend
 
samnslumberland said:
Well I always keep extras on hand because I know how people like to be shady and steal them, etc., so it was only a big deal at the time because I wanted to use it a bit longer. Other than that I could care less if it were ruined.
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Sorry to go off topic, but glad this isn't something that happens just between my group of friends. Pocketing lighters has gotten so out of hand here, people do it on purpose and later post a picture on twitter or whatever saying they're holding your lighter hostage or something lol. I get so annoyed about this shit. Even had one kid get sneaky on me and swap out his dead lighter with mine and leave. I wouldn't have known but usually I pull my child safety thing off, and the one he left had it on. I can't complain though... I honestly do it sometimes completely by accident. The other day at the gas station I was pretty stoned, I was at the register and didn't see the lighters so I asked the cashier where they were and they were at the end of the counter. I ended up just grabbing one and sticking it in my pocket. She said she needed to ring it up and I felt like an idiot lol, really didn't realize what I just did but I guess it happens... to all you people who pocket lighters on purpose... SHAME ON YOU :p.

Haven't had any good highdeas recently that I can think of, but that lighter thing really set me off haha.
 
Build a bong workshop.

Basically like build a bear, but with bongs. You go in, are presented with a nice domer upon arrival, and walk out with your custom made and designed bong. We also offer glassblowing workshops, and INTENSE training sessions on how to properly apply the doobage.

To be fair though, i have to give some credit to my buddy, he had a fair bit of super stoned input to that idea as well.

High school was exactly that. lol. =D
 
How to sneak in contraband to strict venue's. Its such a brilliant idea i'm afraid to share just in case this is being monitored but PM and i'll let you know :D
 
DaDankyDank said:
Sorry to go off topic, but glad this isn't something that happens just between my group of friends. Pocketing lighters has gotten so out of hand here, people do it on purpose and later post a picture on twitter or whatever saying they're holding your lighter hostage or something lol.
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Oh no, it happens often where I'm from as well...although I don't think that any of my friends have stolen a lighter from me. It's usually friends of friends, family, friends of family, etc. Not too long ago my brother's friend stole my lighter, took it back to his house and used it to smoke. The next day my brother went over to that very same friend's house, smoked, and ended up pocketing my lighter (he thought that it was his friend's and was just being a dick). When he came home, him and I were going to smoke and I saw my lighter and made him give it back to me after he told me the whole story. Funny how everything came full circle. I'm just glad I got my lighter back. WOW, people are stupid. The whole Twitter thing would really annoy the hell out of me as well, it's like they're promoting the theft of lighters.

DaDankyDank said:
The other day at the gas station I was pretty stoned, I was at the register and didn't see the lighters so I asked the cashier where they were and they were at the end of the counter. I ended up just grabbing one and sticking it in my pocket. She said she needed to ring it up and I felt like an idiot lol, really didn't realize what I just did but I guess it happens...
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Haha! This is too funny. I could totally see myself doing something like this.
 
daytryptr said:
Build a bong workshop.

Basically like build a bear, but with bongs. You go in, are presented with a nice domer upon arrival, and walk out with your custom made and designed bong. We also offer glassblowing workshops, and INTENSE training sessions on how to properly apply the doobage.

To be fair though, i have to give some credit to my buddy, he had a fair bit of super stoned input to that idea as well.

High school was exactly that. lol. =D
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Genius. Genius. Genius. Imagine how much money you would make off of an idea like this...oh, and did I mention that it's genius? ;)
 
Sell all my limited belongings for a one way ticket to India, where upon arrival il shave my head get a loin cloth and sheet and roam the countryside as a bodhisattva/bhikkhu/holy man, sharing love, blessings, and prajna. Ommmmmm
 
This discussion is really not suited for CD, its a Drug Culture topic. any topics that deal with amusing stories while high on anything fit into drug culture, thats why we dont have any topics like "fav munchies" or "best music to listen to while stoned".

I am going to Move this topic over there, enjoy.

/moving
 
Hahahahah once we decided we could make a "Life sized" pokemon out of chicken wire and expander foam. I was like, "fuck yeah, I can have a Squirtle!"...

Ended up making the chicken wire mould for the body and filling it with foam... then forgot what we were doing and got sidetracked with something else...
 
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