/ boyfriend wants to put Alka Seltzer on my pussy! HE says it will make me super wet.

[shygirlluv]

Nothing like a nice icy hot pussy :D

As for the alka seltzer thing it sounds like a good way to eat pussy while curing your hangover

yummy ... huh ... lol

I prefer getting out the whip myself but whatever floats your boat

Yea I prefer whips and handcuffs myself

 

[shygirlluv]

they say if you feed alka seltzer to a seagull they explode. Now picture putting one in you... Bad visual huh.

^ D:

It's funny that this is a topic actually, because I put some airborne in my mouth the other day and I was fine. And was actually wondering what would happen if you put it in/on the vag...

Did you google it... I'm going too.. lol I wonder too...
Anyways, pleaaase follow up on this, I for one am incredibly curious.

O.O

Do tell...

holy shit dude... That would burn...

Yea i'm kinda worried about that ... lol

I really want to know how this turns out.

ALKA SELTZER IS IN HAND......... I will update in a few hours....

 

[shygirlluv]

they say if you feed alka seltzer to a seagull they explode. Now picture putting one in you... Bad visual huh.

OUCH!!! You could have waited until AFTER I expermiented to tell me this .... oh well a little exploding ain't gonna stop me! haha...

 

[Noodle]

Survey says?

 

[MyFinalRest]

Irritating your mucous membranes with things like alka seltzer, icy hot, and ginger root doesn't sound too fun to me...especially icy hot. That's about the craziest shit I've ever heard on here.

 

[shygirlluv]

You should try ginger root instead...

ummmm yea, idk about that ! LOL

 

[Machete]

If you're boyfriend tells you to do something you better do it... or else you'll end up looking like you "accidently" walked in a door/wall.

Lol'd

 

[Mel22]

It might change the Ph balance in your vagina and give you a yeast infection. I'd check it out really carefully if I were you.
I asked someone and they say that on the package it says that it isn't safe to put in your mouth so I guess the vagina would be a no no. But, If you do it let us know how it went.

^ This. Yeast infections...eww.

There are many safe products that will provide a tingling sensation, and if you want to be super lubricated then just use lube.

 

[lostsoul.On.E]

How about you record it in the name of science. And post it on here so we can see the conclusion. I'm a science geek and love watching experiments! We all have our hypothesis already! Come on....

 

[rangrz]

I ssecond that. I want to empirically verify my hypothesis on the gas pressure induced elastic deformation of the vaginal walls.

 

[shygirlluv]

How about you record it in the name of science. And post it on here so we can see the conclusion. I'm a science geek and love watching experiments! We all have our hypothesis already! Come on....

I ssecond that. I want to empirically verify my hypothesis on the gas pressure induced elastic deformation of the vaginal walls.

LMAO!!!!! I'm sure you do want to witness that... hahaha

 

[rangrz]

Only in the name of advancing science! I swear.

 

[alexvolume2]

This post is fucking hilarious. I want to ask a girl this and take a picture of the look on her face.

 

[Thou]

Pussies get headaches now?

 

[paranoid android]

I ssecond that. I want to empirically verify my hypothesis on the gas pressure induced elastic deformation of the vaginal walls.

I spit coffee all over the screen after reading that

Please remember to wash up with vinegar after using the alka seltzer. You have to use vinegar with no water or you could hurt yourself or something.

Also please record that as well for science

 

[Mariposa]

Survey says?

Thinking this is a troll - but if not - why not just use an ice cube for increased interesting sensation that won't damage delicate mucous membranes? I wouldn't want alka-seltzer in my vagina. Bizarre. Ice play is fun and safe. It can be done all over the body. I have to be in the mood... I love it when I am.

There was something on another site once where a guy used either icyhot or whatever the other commonly used topical joint medication was while he was masturbating. It didn't go well. Sensation play with ice is much safer.

 

[atara]

It might change the Ph balance in your vagina and give you a yeast infection. I'd check it out really carefully if I were you.
I asked someone and they say that on the package it says that it isn't safe to put in your mouth so I guess the vagina would be a no no. But, If you do it let us know how it went.

thirding this. alka-seltzer is an antacid; the vagina is supposed to be acidic. use something else.

 

[T. Calderone]

Irritating your mucous membranes with things like alka seltzer, icy hot, and ginger root doesn't sound too fun to me...especially icy hot. That's about the craziest shit I've ever heard on here.

Yeah, this is a dumb idea. Don't you have any tex toys?
When I read this, I thought surely this is a joke

 

[shygirlluv]

Operation Alka Seltzer is going down ...stay tuned ... And hopefully Operation Pop Rocks if I'm lucky

 

[T. Calderone]

Plop-plop-fizz-fizz...couldn't resist, sorry