Boots Meal Deal

[mr.buffnstuff]

1) heavy duty condoms
2) a jar of gherkins
3) a 'reach around'

 

[Acid4Blood]

1. French coffee with 2 sugars.
2. A lump of Umma Gumma polm.
3. Ameretto biscuits.

 

[rockstar 69]

This thread is ridiculous by the way!

Mailmonkey
Faggots peas and chips.

Nectarines.

Strong coffee.

Thought you were a shill? Pffft

benson7
MDPV

Tissues

Voucher for IntheCrack.com subscription

Lol. Funny cos it iz true.

Mexican Style Bean Wrap

The markies ones? They are good ate them for a year in college.

I'd have

an eighth of K preferably in vials

few strips of diazepam

....and a blow job off the optician.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Thought you were a shill? Pffft

Yeah, I'm shilling for Spanish nectarine growers at the moment.

Expect a lot more nectarine-based postings from me over the next few days.

 

[rockstar 69]

Ahh, you were always a bit fruity to be fair.

Does this mean the "plant food" worked?

 

[digitalpgs]

The markies ones? They are good ate them for a year in college.

The boots ones. My M&S experiences have been entirely ready meals, never gone for the lunch, may have a ganders at them sometime

 

[rockstar 69]

I've never even seen food in boots. Are you actually being serious?

I'm just on about the wraps you get in the samwich bit in markies.

 

[knock]

Samwat?

 

[rockstar 69]

2 spelling mistakes in one day is unforgivable I should realy b bannd.

 

[badandwicked]

I've never even seen food in boots. Are you actually being serious?

It's not all just hair gel Lynx and Durex. Who knew?

 

[debaser]

Weed
Hash
I'll go for a (giant) pack of Haribo too

 

[Mailmonkey]

It's not all just hair gel Lynx fake tan and Durex. Who knew?

fixed.

 

[Cornishman]

+ Tooth whitener

 

[rockstar 69]

+ hookers, drugs & bananas. it's all about the banana.

 

[Allein]

Weed
Hash
I'll go for a (giant) pack of Haribo too

Now your talking

 

[effie]

Mexican Style Bean Wrap

Mexican Style Bean Wrap

Mexican Style Bean Wrap

not veggie or anything but they are tasty as fuck

YES. The M&S ones are pretty decent too Rockstar.

I'll take that with a side order of oxycodone and ginger beer.

Have any of your Haribo fans tried sticking them in the freezer? Pretty epic

 

[Moe-D]

Haribos for me too!! Any mix bag would be cool.

I'll take that with a side order of oxycodone and ginger beer.

^This

http://growboxblog.com/htgb/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tumblr_lo9npdAkMt1qjf2wpo1_1280.jpg
^ And a nugget of maui wowie dipped in hash oil of course.

 

[clubcard]

I have a Boots Card. I always wonder if the Winterboard (people who have satellite TV will know what that is) could be modified to read/write the Boots Advantage Card.

I don't mean to steal - just to see if it is possible. I've read on some forum that the chip in the cards is VERY old.

 

[jancrow]

I don't believe for a minute that the points live on the card, rather they'll identify you to a central database which knows what you've accumulated.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Have any of your Haribo fans tried sticking them in the freezer? Pretty epic

No, but a bloke I know was out mid-Channel cod fishing, must be 3 years ago now, and they caught some great cod on tangfastics. I don't know if it ever caught on as a bait,it was one f them situations where they'd run out of real bait, lost all their jellies and pirks etc, but the fishing had been good, so they didn't want to stop, ...Tangfastics!

wow just looking onloine,theres' a Weymouth charter boat skipper runs a sweeties only day, where the only bait that can be used on the boat has to have been bought from a sweet shop. Tangfastics and other Haribo jellies, liquorice sticks, cola bottles, milk gums etc etc etc

tbh cod would eat fucking anything, they're fucking great brutes of fish, and when they on the feed they will eat anything at all, paper/polystyrene cups are pretty regular finds in cods' guts.