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This is my first thread post ever. I get very nervous about these things in case it's wrong.

But I was in Soul/Funk/R&B and thought "this band really needs its own thread". So here goes 🙈🙉🙊


OFFICIAL VIDEO

My best friend in high school (private all girls school) danced to this. It became legendary.




There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the Bible like a Preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms

Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead

Oh, those Russians


Songwriters: Frank Farian / Fred Jay / George Reyam
 
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Vladimir Putin's current relationship status is nothing less than a riddle after his split from his first wife. Ever since he is rumoured to have 'secret girlfriends.'

The Russian president is rumoured to have relationships with Svetlana Krivonogikh and Former Olympic gold medalist Alina Kabaeva, both of whom are millionaires. He has been with Alina since the beginning of 2004, as per reports.


nypost.com

Here are all the women who have won Vladimir Putin’s black heart

Russian President Vladimir Putin is notoriously private about the women in his life — but Western sanctions are shining a light on all his baby-mommas and ex-mistresses.
nypost.com nypost.com


www.businessinsider.com

Vladimir Putin's children: names, ages, why he keeps them secret

Russian President Vladimir Putin has tried to keep his personal life out of the spotlight, rarely if ever discussing his children or relationships.
www.businessinsider.com


www.independent.co.uk

Putin advises Russian women on how to maintain their figures at International Women's Day event

Russian leader praises women for being ‘beautiful, charismatic, charming’
www.independent.co.uk www.independent.co.uk


 
So Vladimir Putin is hardly Rasputin. He's pretty ugly.. As Hitler called him in one parody, a "chinless wonder".

amp.marca.com

Who is Vladimir Putin? A look into the life of Russia's leader

Russia's invasion of Ukraine is one of the greatest tragedies of recent years in the West and a conflict that has left us all devastated, worried and looking towards one man:...
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Pffft Toxic Masculinity and saying he's similar to Hitler. Hitler had Eva Braun with him until the end. Similar to Hitler in how mental he is, but Hitler had more charisma. And a chin.


Whatever..

 
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@nznity I made my first thread and it is them ☺😅😎😵‍💫

I've got like million mash-ups. This is when things get hectic lol

 
I remember being depressed as all fuck in 2019 and had to hang my clothes out. Well I found myself dancing to these mashups haha. A bit pathetic but whatever gets you through the night..

 
^I reckon if you can listen to that one and not rock out there's something wrong.

The Indians dancing like freaks 😅🤣😂
 
Have a few puffs while grooving to that and you're rockin. Then have a cigarette with some weed in the end.




I don't think you can handle this!

 
Atomic_Decay said:
I love their songs Ma Baker and Rasputin
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Well Rasputin is the hit! I compared Vladimir Putin to Rasputin (had no idea of Putin's love life) and there is no comparison. I think Putin is interested in women but just not very successful 😅

I just googled his height - 1.7m (5'7"). Shorter than Hitler. I don't care cos I'm short but it is a turn off for women like models and actresses who are tall. Just saying 😊
 
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