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TheJasnSensation said:
The worst are random boners. Church boners
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HAHA YES!

i used to get wood all the time in church n with all the standing uo i was constantly tucking it up

they were def random boners like it wasnt anything in particular to get arroused about but i fely weird/guilty nonetheless

but i also always felt guilty when i would check out every decent piece of ass that walked down the aisle to get their communion, something bout girls n them sunday dresses
 
*shrug* hard ons are natural and are nothing to be ashamed of. If a guy is getting hard when you are intimate then that's a good sign, and it's just a fact of life. I don't really get the idea that it's "too early" in a relationship for that to be happening. Maybe if you don't want to see/feel a hard on you shouldn't make out with him.

I've always been kind of jealous of women though. When they get turned on they might be getting wet but you can't see it. A guy's hard on betrays his true state :P
 
L O V E L I F E said:
I almost pre-came just from reading this thread.

Boners rock and any woman who knows her sexiness LOVES them pressed against her.

Win-Win.
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L O V E L I F E! You're still on bl! Yay! I have always found much enjoyment from your posts! :D

Boners are hot. I remember in high school I was as embarrassed as any young fellow is, but now I kind of take a perverse pleasure in having a boner in inappropriate situations. Obvs it is not always convenient, but hot sexiness trumps convenience in all situations. =D
 
ChickenScratch said:
going through puberty was a fucking bitch.

every single class in 7th and 8th grade i'd get a raging hard on and have to grab my cock through my pocket and shove it up in the waist of my pants.
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lol yup. In grade 9 I went to a Catholic school. We had to wear uniforms and they were very strict about having them tucked in. At the beginning of French class, we stood up to say a prayer and my Peter Pan whistle was standing at attenmtion. My shirt was untucked too and the teacher pointed at my waistline to tuck it in. Everyone watched as my rod poked through my tight pants. I think the teacher noticed and sent me out of the classroom.

When I returned after, I overheard one guy mentioning it to his friend. A few weeks later when he saw me in the hall he told the whole story to his buddies.
 
Raz said:
L O V E L I F E! You're still on bl! Yay! I have always found much enjoyment from your posts! :D
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It would be great if he were around, but his post on this thread was from almost two years ago...
 
Ive never had any issues with that situation. I lost my virginity due to a boner in the belly, at least that's how I explain how that night got started. Cant control it in that situation no matter how much I try and think of nasty shit to get my mind off sex.
 
Yea, I remember back in the 7th or 8th grade there was this super hot blonde in my class. All I had to do was give her a quick look and bam, there it was! One time I got called on to go up to the blackboard and I was definitely "at attention", so I told the teacher I'd rather not. She said this as part of my grade and I still told her, sorry but I don't think I'm up for it today (actually I was too up for it!). It usually happened around the same time each day, the blonde notwithstanding. I think it was around 10-11:00am. Must have been my body's rhythm. And it doesn't help that we're usually super self-conscious at that age.
 
There are didn't have any problems with that scenario. I misplaced my personal virginity due to a boner inside the tummy, a minimum of that is generate an income let you know that in which night started. Can't keep it in check in this situation regardless of how a lot I attempt and also think of horrible shit to get my thoughts away intercourse.
 
2. Guys - Do you have the same problem? Like can you give a good standing 30 second kiss without poking her? And does this make you a bit nervous that she might feel it?
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i discovered last night that its all relative to where my mind is at the time. i was dancing with this girl last night, it was a club with an indoor pool, and i was just in swimming trunks and she was in an extremely revealing bikini. she fit a perfect profile for types of women I like. i was in an extremely pissy mood just prior to her initiating me to dance with her, was just sour and jaded, approaching the boundaries of drunk war mode. im a pretty bug sucker for pretty ladies so I forgot about myself in about 0.7 seconds. i had a healthy semi within a 4-5 seconds of dancing with her, which really took me by surprise. im pretty sure she felt that right away, because she started grinding into it really hard and sexy. that obviously just made me rock hard, and all the sudden i got really embarrassed. then I couldnt figure out why i was so embarrassed, and why i wasnt just embracing the moment. she kept trying to like slide up and down on it through my swimming trunks, and for some reason it freaked me out and kept trying to pretend i diddnt have a raging hard on, and pretend like i wanted to dance at some other angle. she wouldnt let up and finally i just sort of freaked out, "played it cool" and thanked her for the dance, and pretended like i needed to piss real bad or something. i basically ran away. i think our whole interaction transpired over perhaps 50 seconds, but holy shit was i pumped with anxiety and embarrassment. then i was like kind of afraid of running into her so i avoided that area of the club/pool.

im usually quite the opposite, if im buzzed and a pretty lady is grinding into my lap, im gonna do my best to let her know how excited i am lol. this situation has happened to me once or twice before though, i do have a fuzzy memory of one new years eve a few years ago, where at midnight a really pretty girl grabbed me and kissed me and i freaked the hell out and ran away. i also mean all of this in my adult life too, not as a teenager trying to sort these emotions out. maybe there is some element deep in my unconscious that doesnt feel comfortable with a completely new female having such power over me and my body? maybe i like to feel totally in control of myself and her, and not controlled by her? i dont really know. but every so often i pop a boner and run away :-/
 
^pretty sure that's called lewdness and carries consequences

if you're on a date and have an erection, tell your date what happened, as long as she isn't pretending to like you, the response will be worth discovering

i remember when i was younger and avoiding at all costs body contact with woman, cause of boners

maybe a blessing in disguise, could have ended up giving the wrong girl the right impression
 
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