Bluelight Slogans and Drug Mottos

thepodman

thepodman

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The messages on the starting page are pretty cool.

"Everyone is happy!"
"shiny happy people ingesting chems"
"Regular use may cause dependency"
"damn people putting E in my strychnine, the rats won't stop dancing"
"Where you go when you have no friends"
 
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"Everyone is happy!"
"shiny happy people ingesting chems"
"Regular use may cause dependency"
"damn people putting E in my strychnine, the rats won't stop dancing"
"Where you go when you have no friends"
"33% more jaded than other leading brands"
"Not intended for residents of OH."
"REVERSE THE ROOT!"
"Half the calories of Regular Blue"
"Drugs Destroy Dreams."
"Fair and Balanced"
"Travelling at the sound of speed."
"it's not about the music, it's about the..."
"Now with added PLUR"
"A collective consciousness for responsible drug use"
"The ultimate website for hated filled people!"
"Your information service station."
"A beacon of information for those lost at sea."
"destroying the rave scene since 1999"
"Check Your Constitution at the Door."
"Are you ready to rock?"
"Home of the 5 o'clock Free Crack Giveaway!"
 
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ehehe..
"A Day Without Bluelight is Like a Day Without Sunshine."
"What Can Ecstasy Do For You?"
 
"Only Bluelight Can Prevent Forest Fires."

I like that one.

I also like, "You've Got Questions. We've Got Bluelight."
 
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Hehehe off-topic:

8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference said their cats preferred Ketamine. =D
 
"Bluelight: Uniting Etards and Junkies around the globe"
"Bluelight: What you do when you're high and alone"
"Bluelight: The Light at the End of the Tunnel for every Etard"
 
'Bluelight: Smack not included'

'Bluelight: Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Smack.'
 
yeah, those little tag lines crack me up. they need one that says "bluelight: way better 2 years ago".
 
^^^ Arse is the thing you sit on, ass is the offspring of a donkey and a horse IIRC. Both are valid insults, and ass is generally used instead of arse due to people saying arse "ass" when they speak outloud.
 
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