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Bluelight Singles thread "Living without justification" Part 2

edit got dates-> get dates. Tho either or. All very depressing haha

auction ey....

only if I get the proceeds. Tis only fair, for I am a bit of a catch if I may say so myself *hides stockpile of cats waiting to be thrown due to premature spinsterhood*

but the goats like the graters. oh yes they do
 
Pop Popavich said:
Christ man, I'm never telling you anything again, the whole hydroponic boob farm was supposed to be a secret!
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*Watches the hypnotic motion of a sea of jiggling hydroponic boobage*

on the topic of being auctioned off for a date:
miss_goody2shoes said:
... only if I get the proceeds
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8o
 
Ok ... date debriefs

Mine was horrible. The guy talked at me for an hour .... then went home to do homework. Then out of nowhere goes in for the kiss as he's saying goodbye. yuck.

I had to go and sink a few to make myself feel better.
 
^^ sorry to hear your date was crap. See what's with dates there days, with them being crap?

not that I can talk from experience really but my brother went out with a chick for dinner the other nite i.e a date. He said the whole time all she talked about was this other guy they both know (n she's been on with) n at the end of the date he thanked her (for the company) n she's like "that's ok" n didn't thank him or anything! (N he paid for the meal).


I've only received one request RE: my e-boyfriend. I'm crushed :( haha
 
m4dd0g said:
Awesome! *jumps on the generalisation bandwagon*

I've always found small-boobs girls much kinkier and larger and/or unattractive girls much dirtier.

Over to you FaTz
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what the difference between kinky and dirty?8(
 
One takes you into bed and does naughty things to you (Kinky)

One will talk to you about what she'd "like" to do to you, in complete detail, but is A. too scared or B. you wouldn't wanna touch with Muzby's cock (Dirty)
 
kinky scale

timid/virgin------dull lay-------------average-----------fun---------------exciting-------------------kinky----------------------------------------------------dirty
 
I like your theory md, but whilst I'm so flat gay guys think I'm a twinkboi, I'm actually pretty vanilla.

oh, apart from the shibari thing. but other then that, tottaly vanilla.
 
single is FUCKED.
it may be the immigrant in me, but i've always wondered if women here speak another dialect of English that i'm yet to learn:

i wish it never happened = "i wish you never found out"
i was going to tell you = "i didnt have the guts to tell you until you were in another country with shit weather and no internet"
i didnt want to hurt you = "i didnt want you to hurt him"

im learning!
 
^ good to see!

They aren't all that bad though... seriously. All the decent ones i know are too much of friends though. Damn you single life! (shakes fist)
 
How the FUCK are you meant to let a guy (who is too laid back/doesnt make hte first move/nice) know that its about time he just picked you up and did dirty/kinky things to you!??!?!

argh.
 
sassylx said:
How the FUCK are you meant to let a guy (who is too laid back/doesnt make hte first move/nice) know that its about time he just picked you up and did dirty/kinky things to you!??!?!

argh.
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take him out for drinks one night and than you make a move on him. :)
 
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