Leprechaun
Bluelighter
Wow... that brings a new meaning to the word candy.papermate said:well, for the last year or so i was seeing this person. i hooked up with them from rsvp. she was absolutely gorgeous and had a great family, we got on great. i was quite behaved and didnt have sex with her for 3 months. then one night we were fooling around at her house and i found out that she was transgender.
her family were still home and i sort of took a step outside to have a cigarette to contemplate the situation. it was freezing, on a couple of weeks ago, middle of winter and their house is down near the beach.
her father came out and begged me not to lose my love for her and pledged for my hand in marriage to this girl. and so i goes, im sleeping with a beautiful intelligent transexual due to get married this summer early december.
beats mexicans and candy methinks.

