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Bluelight Singles thread "Living without justification" Part 2

^ Go do a search in SLR, there's heaps of threads on how to talk to women, if that's your problem.

You could possibly also be:

a) Young
b) Asexual
c) Sexually conservative
d) Ugly

If it's just talking that's the problem - most of us don't bite. From there, learn to pick up on body language etc. and act accordingly.
 
You could also have a large inanimate object superglued to your face. Be sure to check the mirror :)
 
i reckon try and just be friends with a girl first. try and get to know a girl who you aren't attracted to at all first, so you can get comfortable around the fair sex ;) and hopefully learn a bit more about them/realise that we aren't [all:p] SUPER MEGA BITCHES FROM PLANET ZOG READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD ONE TESTICLE AT A TIME!!!!!!! :X:X:X

yeah :)

that's my advice anyway.
 
Mary Poppins said:
i reckon try and just be friends with a girl first. try and get to know a girl who you aren't attracted to at all first, so you can get comfortable around the fair sex ;) and hopefully learn a bit more about them/realise that we aren't [all:p] SUPER MEGA BITCHES FROM PLANET ZOG READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD ONE TESTICLE AT A TIME!!!!!!! :X:X:X

yeah :)

that's my advice anyway.
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hahahaha you have such a way with words :D

i think after my weekend theres going to be one man whos going to regret putting his private parts anywhere near me ;)

didnt get laid but i twisted them like there was no tomorrow :D

Im still living the single life and its not bothering me much anymore...the last few weekends ive been out ive picked up three people each night...didnt go home with any of them *sighs* but it doesnt bother me.

also...met a lovely security guard through work who drove me home the other night so may possible be exiting this thread soon...but i am still waiting for him to call me. and he hasnt...its been 3days now!! How long does one wait for??
 
Mary Poppins said:
i reckon try and just be friends with a girl first. try and get to know a girl who you aren't attracted to at all first, so you can get comfortable around the fair sex ;) and hopefully learn a bit more about them/realise that we aren't [all:p] SUPER MEGA BITCHES FROM PLANET ZOG READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD ONE TESTICLE AT A TIME!!!!!!! :X:X:X

yeah :)

that's my advice anyway.
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And if that fails..

I find it handy to take my left hand and curl the forefinger around the the tip of the thumb and then by merely applying a coat of lipstick around the mouth and painting eyes on and giving her a sassy name you can then keep yourself amused for hours having conversations with her.

If you're doing well in the flirting stakes who knows where it all might lead!

I normally get a 4% success rate this way. Moody stuck up cows :p
 
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ozbreaker said:


I find it handy to take my left hand and curl the forefinger around the the tip of the thumb and then by merely applying a coat of lipstick around the mouth and painting eyes on and giving her a sassy name you can then keep yourself amused for hours having conversations with her.

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Her name is Jill!

Look at the back of your right hand, fingers spread out... use your imagination and it spells J i l l

in other news....

I don't know how to "pick-up" anymore. I went to a bit of a dive type pub on the weekend, and thort I would have a crack, cause there's a few chics here that seem pretty keen. And I didn't know how to approach it??? WTF??..

*slap*
 
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deeCee said:
I don't know how to "pick-up" anymore. I want to a bit of a dive type pub on the weekend, and thort I would have a crack, cause there's a few chics here that seem pretty keen. And I didn't know how to approach it??? WTF??..

*slap*
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i'll guide you in the right direction this weekend buddy...

and if worse comes to worse and we don't find any good ladies, i'll pimp out my housemate to you.. :D
 
kandyraverchick said:
This thread is rather boring at the momment.

More fucked up people need to come and rant to initiate some interesting discussion!
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fine..

lets spice this up a bit..

i LOVE being single...

why?

because i don't have an annoying bitch that i have to answer to all the time..

i can pick up random girls and not have to hide my cheating from anyone..

i can treat these random girls like the trash that they are...

single is great, because you can tell a girl you are going to call, and then don't.. this way, you let them down gently.. girls hate closure.. so don't give it to them...

and afterall, what is this love that people talk about? love is simply two insecure people using each other a as a crutch to get through life, because they are too weak to do it by themselves..

and for those people who are whining about being single, maybe it's simply because you are ugly.
 
muzby said:
i'll guide you in the right direction this weekend buddy...

and if worse comes to worse and we don't find any good ladies, i'll pimp out my housemate to you.. :D
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and how much will you be paying me??.. or do I have to pay you the fee??..

After a few drinkies, who knows... LMAO!
 
deeCee said:
Her name is Jill!

Look at the back of your right hand, fingers spread out... use your imagination and it spells J i l l
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LOL that couldn't be any funnier if you scripted it!!! ;)


Commiserations on the picking up thing! :\
 
muzby said:
what is this love that people talk about? love is simply two insecure people using each other a as a crutch to get through life, because they are too weak to do it by themselves..
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werd!
 
ozbreaker said:
LOL that couldn't be any funnier if you scripted it!!! ;)


Commiserations on the picking up thing! :\
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errrr.....couldn't be any FREAKER if you scripted it :\;)

deecee - don't use my name in vain!!! :p;)
 
muzby why do i have nasty images of your old housemate and my precious dC now. stop it!!! the torture!!!!
 
Originally posted by muzby

because i don't have an annoying bitch that i have to answer to all the time..

i can pick up random girls and not have to hide my cheating from anyone..

i can treat these random girls like the trash that they are...

single is great, because you can tell a girl you are going to call, and then don't.. this way, you let them down gently.. girls hate closure.. so don't give it to them...

and afterall, what is this love that people talk about? love is simply two insecure people using each other a as a crutch to get through life, because they are too weak to do it by themselves..

and for those people who are whining about being single, maybe it's simply because you are ugly.


The best thing is, there isn't even a hint of sarcasm or cynicism in this : the man speaks straight from the heart :)


EDIT : there WAS, however, a whole lot of sarcasm and cynicism in MY post.
And i can't believe how many people reacted to what Muzby said.

Suckers.
 
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muzby said:
fine..

lets spice this up a bit..

i LOVE being single...

why?

because i don't have an annoying bitch that i have to answer to all the time..

i can pick up random girls and not have to hide my cheating from anyone..

i can treat these random girls like the trash that they are...

single is great, because you can tell a girl you are going to call, and then don't.. this way, you let them down gently.. girls hate closure.. so don't give it to them...

and afterall, what is this love that people talk about? love is simply two insecure people using each other a as a crutch to get through life, because they are too weak to do it by themselves..

and for those people who are whining about being single, maybe it's simply because you are ugly.
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Wow ... aren't we the bitter one....

No wonder you pick up trash with this attitude.....

What decent girl would go for someone with these views?

Oh well... aslong as you are happy.
 
Well I am still technically single but I think I'm on my way out. Things look real promising with this 1. This She has quite a bit in common with me, she is funny, cute and one of the most interesting things we have in common is the passion for travel.
 
muzby said:
fine..

lets spice this up a bit..

i LOVE being single...

why?

because i don't have an annoying bitch that i have to answer to all the time..

i can pick up random girls and not have to hide my cheating from anyone..

i can treat these random girls like the trash that they are...

single is great, because you can tell a girl you are going to call, and then don't.. this way, you let them down gently.. girls hate closure.. so don't give it to them...

and afterall, what is this love that people talk about? love is simply two insecure people using each other a as a crutch to get through life, because they are too weak to do it by themselves..

and for those people who are whining about being single, maybe it's simply because you are ugly.
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I dont feel like I need to dignify your egosentric idiosyncratic rant with a well thought out response. Im simply going to say that your afore displayed attitude clearly outlines that you are the lowest common denominator of society.

I hope one day you can climb down from your high horse and treat people like people, rather than disposeable gloves.

Signat

:)
 
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