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Bluelight Singles thread "Living without justification" Part 2

fuck you guys are funny! Believe me this could turn ugly and I will post photos.

ps isnt he registered on here and would possibly read all this?
 
katmeow - thanks :) I cant afford a new phone for myself let alone anyone else tho... but going by other BLers advice I will be giving it to her on Sunday.

Hmm... other BLers who are posting in a singles thread... maybe I shouldnt take all advice to heart here ;)

But I will keep an update happening.



There is a lot of revenge stuff getting thrown around here for that guy. He no doubt deserves a lot of it, but perhaps something more subtle and untraceable.

Plant stuff on him and call the police.

anonymously of course.
 
gold star for effort

2nd Plan: Cost = 2 x Lunch Special ... Lil Leecie invites him out for lunch instead. She asks to look through his phone and changes all the 'suspicious female names' in his phonebook to Yarni's number (but retaining the old name). That way, when this wanker starts text message/booty calling his old flames, Yarni will get the messages and can reply with whatever she wants (only limited by her creativity and evilness). I vouch for the effectiveness of this plan.
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OMG....Diegoblunt.....this is gold. I think this is by far the best plan as will be a TOTAL mindfuck.

The powdered milk...I mean...meh.....annoying but doesn't really get to the core of the matter. This sick fuck's mind!


:)

And remember, "Revenge is a dish best served cold". So - don't rush! ;)


BTW! What a fucking FUCKSOCK! Does he really think that any self-respecting friend would date an ex of a friends....even besides the point he's obviously cuckoo? *shakes head....
 
oh also

if he has/ever had government assistance, and rorted it.


call reportafraud.


muhahah. or just call them anyway. they bust into your house! Tell them that he's actually living with his de facto.....
 
up all night said:
Go Martha! You deserve a sweet, hot, sexy boy so I hope this all works out for you!! <3

Okay I need some advice.

Re: The asshole ex-boyfriend.

He asked for my friends phone number because he wanted to try his luck [who happens to be a bluelighter: 'lil leecie]. Now, I know there are some evil geniuses among you and I'm looking for some sort of kickass revenge plan. As it stands, he sent her an sms asking if she would like to go out for a drink and she messaged back 'possibly'. This way, she's left it open so we can fuck with him [she does assure me she wouldn't actually date him!].

So... any ideas?

One of muzby's plans was for her or I to go over and sprinkle milk powder under his top sheet when he wasn't watching and then, when he went to bed, his sweat would mingle with the powder, liquify it and make his mattress stink like off milk forever. I quite like this plan however causing him mental anguish is more my cup of tea. ;)

Yes, I realise I am a terrible/ nasty person but god damn this boy has hurt me enough to deserve it. ;)
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ahhhhh, thanks Yarn... hehe, i have a good feeling about it all :)
And hey, im not actually single anymore, w0oooo. I wasnt sure... but, we had a chat last night and we are not gonna be seein' anyone else, which is neat... so i geuss, after my whole time ive been on bluelight, i can actually legitimately *leave* this thread... its kinda weird, i think ill linger a bit longer, just in case ;)

And re the ex shit yarn... just remember, karmas a bitch. Altho revenge can be fun... and he had a fucking hide to ask for leecies # when u guys are friends, thats low low low low low on his part (so in reality hes getting the karma he deserves for fucking u about THEN being a prick)... but i dunno. Dont forget about karma on your part :):)
 
oh man there is lotsa karma happening. i almost choked laughing when i got his message (bless him for trying but HELLO yarni is my friend and HELLO unwritten code of dont fuck my friend over then ask me out) so yeah...

im still happy being single although i have my eye on someone sorta kinda in a little bit of a way yeah.

and yeah! excellent work martha! tres happy to hear you are happy and non single and you caught a good one. woo!
 
Yarni - just wanted to say *hugs* for your situation. What that boy did was awful :( But i'm with Tali on this one. Karma and all will come around to him and to you if you do anything to him aswell (wether you believe in that or not) All you will be doing is focusing bad energy on yourself because of bad feelings you have towards him and i think you would be much happier if you created good energy for yourself and did something nice just for *you* :)

He's totally not worth the bad vibes man *hippy peace sign* ;)
 
Shnouzer: Star_beats is right. There would be no need to plant anythig but I'm too scared of his friends. =D

And to this...

Originally posted by Mary Poppins
oh also

if he has/ever had government assistance, and rorted it.


call reportafraud.

He's actually doing this too. =D

Tali and Sylv are right though... karma is the key. It was fun to think about though. :)

biggerbear: Better than being pompous I guess. Enjoy your moral high ground. :)
 
up all night said:
Shnouzer: Star_beats is right. There would be no need to plant anythig but I'm too scared of his friends. =D
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Yes... I remember the night most of us first met him when he wouldn't let us come into the hotel room cos some of his mates had just got out of jail and didn't like strangers being around ;)

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On the topic of revenge - jilted lovers, please post your stories here...
 
well....


happy to say i'm back in this thread...


(ex) mrs muzby's drunken tyrade was the straw that broke the camel's back last night...


so yeah, single..

god relationships bite....
 
well....
I had a girlfriend for almost 2 months recently,
she was awesome, but we worked together which is a recipe for disaster... she decided that she couldn't do it anymore becuase she was trying for a promotion, she thought about it for a while, so its still kinda cool and we still talk now... but now I'm back in the singles thread
 
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