Bluelight Singles thread "Living without justification" Part 2

[BREAKaBEAT]

WANTED: boyfriend.

Must be -

hot
tall
a DJ
have a car
and preferably deal.

cheers

Sounds like the perfect guy 8) 8(

 

[up all night]

Pffft. DJs have small dicks. That's why they become DJs.

 

[Cpt.Caveman]

shit, i was going to take up DJing...

i might have to take up knitting instead

 

[muzby]

WANTED: boyfriend.

Must be -

hot
tall
a DJ
have a car
and preferably deal.

cheers

WANTED: girlfriend

Must be -

cute
blonde
nice ass
big tits
be great in bed
know when to shut up
provide me with beer
cook me a good meal.


i mite as well go after the easter bunny, as i think the bunny is more likely to exist.

 

[wazza]

WANTED: girlfriend

Must be -

cute
blonde
nice ass
big tits
be great in bed
know when to shut up
provide me with beer
cook me a good meal.


i mite as well go after the easter bunny, as i think the bunny is more likely to exist.

If only Emma was blonde, she would fit ALL of those requirements

 

[somewhatrandom]

Wanted; one girlfriend.

Must be;
Female between 17 and 40 yo.

 

[keej]

Wanted; one girlfriend.

Must be;
Female between 17 and 40 yo.

Now this man has taste, nice criteria.

 

[Pseudo G]

WANTED: girlfriend

Must be -

cute
blonde
nice ass
big tits
be great in bed
know when to shut up
provide me with beer
cook me a good meal.


i mite as well go after the easter bunny, as i think the bunny is more likely to exist.

Haha, how about Miriam Muz?

 

[muzby]

Haha, how about Miriam Muz?

all good.. except she's not

b
l
o
n
d
e

or female for that matter....

(and no arguments about whether she's a he or a she. she's got boy bits, therefore is a he.)

 

[Joellercoaster]

I just can't believe FLG said "DJ" and didn't specify a genre.

[edit: unless she just wants someone with decks so she can use them. That would make sense I guess, but plenty of people have decks who don't DJ. Never mind.]

 

[raverchik]

[/QOriginally posted by funluvingurl
WANTED: boyfriend.

Must be -

hot
tall
a DJ
have a car
and preferably deal.

cheers

the perfect guy 8(

 

[Backo]

WANTED: Girlfriend
Must be -

hot
tall
a DJ
have a car
and preferably deal.

cheers

 

[Macksta]

WANTED: Girlfriend

My only requirement is that she be cute and own an Xbox and/or Playstation2.

 

[shal]

I could always be your Mangina...

shals :D

 

[che_melbourne]

hmmm.. i get 3.5 out of 5 for FLG's criteria.... i sort-of DJ...

wanted: girlfriend

decent to good looking
IQ > 100 (if you dont kno what IQ meand then you dont pass this criteria)
18 - 20 yo
know what she can and cant say around who
not compleatly drug fucked is a must (not that any1 here does drugs)
nice ass a plus

if you are a successful candidat then please contact me for further information

-dee

 

[raverchik]

All these dj requirements....

 

[anna!]

^ So you either deal, or think you're hot? Interesting.

Edit: meant for che_melbourne

 

[onetwothreefour]

i only take 120+ iq girls, thanks

 

[shal]

No wonder desires cause so many problems - Read the art of happiness! :D

shals.... ! desire is evil!.. what comes, comes or cums! w00t...

 

[che_melbourne]

ummm anna.....

what tells you that i am / am not tall
what tells you that i have / have not got a car
what tells you i do / dont deal
what tells you that i am / am not hot


remarcably u came close
have u seen my pic.... i think you can work it out (i now have short hair which looks a lot better)

^^^ i know that doesnt lead to an answer but what am i meant to say...

-dee