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Bluelight Singles - from begining to end! don't we love the merge feature!

Hey I got an idea for how we can liven THIS thread up! :D
Let's put Vurt and Huxley in a ring (Gladiator style) and get them to FIGHT over the privilege of asking Miss Apples out on a hot date! ....and there can be fighting, and swordsmanship, and tigers, and lions, and sexual tension.....and...well...hmmm....you get the idea!
I'm selling tickets to this fabulous event, staged in Sydney and organised by a monkey! Ok who want's 'em?
....nuff said!
 
These threads always crack me up, too!
If anyone is concerned: My imaginary date with miss apple was a quick draft of an outline I had written a couple days ago. It will eventually either turn into a parody of an erotic story (Literotica has a humor section) or a spiel for a comedy routine. I know this might shock those of you who sit around posting banal one-liners and hitting the refresh button all day....but yes, I do standup comedy as a hobby. I saw that imaginary date thread and needed to pick a reasonably well-known poster who can take a joke, likes gratuitous attention and does not live in my proximity. Well, it appears two out of three wasn't good enough. 8)
As for huxley, I applaud your skills at using the search engine....but good god, man! Why are you checking out my "A/S/L" status? Since you have plenty o' time to sort through my old posts, try to find the ones where miss apple and I joked about being engaged. Another Bluelighter jumped out of the cake at my (imaginary) bachelor party, so miss apple retaliated by running off with the preacher at our (imaginary) wedding.
Kitty: I like that "hot and bothered...or just bothered" line. Think I'll steal it for myself.
Anyway, back on some sort of relevant topic....
Earlier tonight I saw About Schmidt in the movie theaters. I don't want to spoil the storyline, but Jack Nicholson's character is realizing some unpleasant facts as he reaches retirement age. As it pertains to relationships, he is getting tired of his wife of 42 years....until she dies and he is all alone! His character is fairly enigmatic, but at one point he meets a lady who seems to understand him. He tells her she knows him better after an hour than his deceased wife did after 42 years. A little later he begins to wonder how his wife really felt about him....just how well had he understood her?
Anyway, that was the thought that resonated with me: Most of us place a premium on being understood and appreciated, but just how well do we recipricate to our partners? I am really having to think now....I have a clear opinion on how well most of my ex-girlfriends understood me, but just how well did I understand them? I understood all of them on the surface....but was I really giving them what they needed?
 
i dont fight. this is by no means directed at miss apple, but since it was mentioned: if a lady expects men to fight (literal or figurative) over her, i would not be impressed at all.
i'll wrestle miss apple though :D
 
catch-22 - I can see the humour in what you wrote. In fact I wasn't happy with my original reaction cause I've been known to take things a little seriously at times so I read over what you'd written so I could pick out the bits I could make stupid comments about. But it just went into too much detail and made me feel a little uncomfortable. But I'm not going to make a big deal about it :)
vurt I know you weren't directing it at me, but I'd never expect 2 boys to fight over a girl (literal or otherwise). I was just playing along. wrestling however is a different story ;)
 
Originally posted by Catch-22:
As for huxley, I applaud your skills at using the search engine....but good god, man! Why are you checking out my "A/S/L" status?
'course I could have been searching for miss apple posts in SLR...but that would be getting a little obsessive.
Originally posted by madmonkey:
....this thread cracks me up!
ugh, in the light of day after a good nights sleep I've suddenly realised that this thread has turned me into a drivelling mess :( Time for a few beers and a wild night out, anyone else wanna come :D
I actually kind of enjoy being single anyway...while the work week might be a little tedious, the weekends are always an adventure.
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huxley: if you werent single imagine all the crazy antics you would miss out on!!
you wouldnt be able to go out and get trashed with mates whenever you wanted, flirt with sexy girlies, dance with sexy girlies, and generally just cause havoc!!
now i realise that while not every girlfriend will prevent you from doing this, they do tend to even if it is just a little bit, pull on your reigns a bit, and in this wild care free stage of our lives who needs our reigns pulled?
us young studs need to roam free and mount many a young fillie ;) hehehe
 
Originally posted by miss apple:
wrestling however is a different story ;)
Urgh you guys are going to send my promotional fighting business broke, before it even get's off the ground! No one wants to see a guy and girl wrestling....UNLESS!
BRING IN THE JELLY! :D
NOW who wants tix to this uh....flavour-some event! ;)
...nuff said!
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Originally posted by madmonkey:

Urgh you guys are going to send my promotional fighting business broke, before it even get's off the ground! No one wants to see a guy and girl wrestling....UNLESS!
BRING IN THE JELLY! :D
NOW who wants tix to this uh....flavour-some event! ;)
...nuff said!
who's talking about a public wrestling? 8) i certainly wasnt ;) :D
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Dante I know what your saying :) .
That's what I miss the most cause I'm currently single also.Someone to laugh with,chat with,have fun with and cry with("well emotionally supporting each other anyway").
Anyway,lets all have fun,fun,fun,he,he,he,he.... :)
 
Originally posted by Catch-22:
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Most of us place a premium on being understood and appreciated, but just how well do we recipricate to our partners? [QB]
ummmm well, since my r'ship history is utterly jack, I have nothing really to offer but I thought I'd put this back up in the hope of promoting meaningful discussion in the singles thread ;) /me doesn't hold breath hehe
here's my q of the day:
how much heed do you take of your friend's advice/opinions relating to people you date/have a r'ship with??
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First, let me clear this off the decks....
miss apple: If my stupid yarn offended you or made you uncomfortable for even five seconds, I just offer a blanket apology and leave it at that. It really can't go much deeper than the joke that it was.
Second, from katmeow....
"how much heed do you take of your friend's advice/opinions relating to people you date/have a r'ship with??"
I am sitting here thinking....I don't think I have ever accepted any unsolicited advice about relationships. I am fairly oblivious to what other people think.
I do, however, solicit advice about specific situations. Such as: "I want to tell Girl X about Issue Y, but I am concerned about Extraneous Factoid Z. What's the best way to get my point across?"
I do welcome advice when I have made up my mind to do something and just need to find the best way to do it. I am usually trying to avoid unforeseen emotional minefields. Basically I seek advice to get perspective on the emotional/human side of things after I generally know what I want to do.
 
plurple: and dont forget big mass hugs from me babe!!
my brain isnt in the state today to say anything of importance, not like i ever do!
*goes and looks at reflection some more*
damn i look good!! just like some hot chick named plurple!! ;)
 
*throws bucket of ice cold water all over dOOn to cool him off a bit. errects security fence around plurple* to save her from plaz and dOOn's hormones*
*starts packing bags to come to melbs to take care or plurple*... :) * i will be there soon babe...I PROMISE!!
*huggles mad monkey and curls sits with him and has a beer :) *
well ive been single now for nearlly three whole months and im getting back into the swing of it...i have my friends around me :D
it weird how relationships end.some people change as you get to know them...u start to learn more about them and find out what they are really like.u learn their values, their assessts, who they really are. u learn their faults and gifts.be it a good change or a bad change, no body is perfect.
let me assure you...tying to change to suit the partner is never good. to me trust and respect is what is the basis of a great friendship and relationship. if your partner has no repsect for you is it worth the pain?! THATS Y I AM ENJOYING BEING SINGLE RIGHT NOW...it gives everyone their own time to work their little heads out...and trust me...with friends in your life, no matter how hard it may seem to deal with...you are never alone. you always have some one who can hold you and you can talk you through it...it just takes time to heal :)
a very dear person to me told me a few days ago this...
him: you know, distance is only a buffer.
so know matter how bad u hurt...it doesnt matter how far away ur friends are...they are always near you :) *hugs all*
*huggles all and cracks open a keg*
[ 16 January 2003: Message edited by: *starfalls69* ]
 
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