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yeah Plaz, but you know my hands work faster than my brain... or maybe my typing was bad cause of all the playing with the nanas...
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*peeks in*
hmmm...'nanas?? pfffft.....I'm more of a "sweet, juicy, sticky peaches" kinda girl....
hmmm....they sell any decent peaches out ur way Plaz?? :-p
 
Hey Mirage, just be thankful u weren't there wif us at Nick Warren Friday nite...hehehehe
Hey plaz, I wanna know if u can lift me up when ur straight, or if it was just the drugs givin u superhuman strength :-p
 
Beemer... i know aaaall about fucking (not literally naturlich) peaches... spent six weeks of two years picking the S.O.B's...
and yes... i bet i can lift you when i'm straight... hell... i can lift my little bro and he's almost 80 kg... that's more than i weigh...
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tarsy... you're a mod... change the title of this thread to "fruit"
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-plaz out-
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What a coincidence Plaz
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I'm always terrible at choosing the best peaches........hmmm, do u offer private tutoring in peach selection techniques??
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beemer: choosing the best peaches... hmmm well about fucking 6 weeks of having a fucking sgt. major asshole of a foreman screaming in my ear sure i know how to choose the best ones...
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and damn right i offer private tutoring...
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*chuckle*
-plaz out-
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You people make me sick
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Whatever happened to good old fashioned, non Christian sex??????
Banana's as a sex tool is just too ummm icky, what if it was too soft or something ???
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SILENCE!!!!!!!! Your insolence will not be tolerated - Dr Evil
 
pekkie... ask tarsy to give you a demo of bananas and you'll never go back...
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besides... they're good for you... oh... hang on... that's if you EAT them... oh fuckit... it's all good...
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*plaz hi5's tarsy over the title* nice one bruv...!!£@!@£$£!!%&**&!!
ooh shyte... thoth... this thread was destined for the quick and graceful slide into infamy...
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-high plaz out-
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No I don't want a demo of the banana's thankyou very much!!!!!
Sorry I like real people, not a stupid banana that could be overripe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just don't see the attraction here, but then again I guess I'm just not normal am I ???
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now why does that inspire visions of me running from a very pissed off, very large, very lubed and very nasty banana?
 
Plaz...
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uhh honey I prefer the real thing... or a banana
ROFL
BTW hon, that was not an offer. Not meant to do those kinds of things with your big brother.
 
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