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Bluelight arranged marriages

^^^ I could see you with harasser - don't ask me why, i just think that you'd both hit it off on so many levels.
 
up all night said:
I would like a BL marriage but the fact I only post on the Australia boards probably won't help my cause. Maybe SLM will find me a suitable candidate. ;)

You look mighty cute in them jeans ;) =D

(ahah, oh the terrible Mr T images that brings up)

Otherwise, I respectfully request a pairing with Mariposa or 64tf ;) I also request lots of alcohol and short skirts.
 
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Strawberry_lovemuffin said:
And I would, too. I share all my toys. (After I'd had a fair share of juicy aladairm-goodness all to myself of course. :D)

ps. Nice match-making mariposa..... how did you know? ;) ;) Scorpio + Pisces = SIZZLE

Hey, it'd be great to have 2 of my favorite people come together and I'd hope you'd share with me as a "finder's fee." =D Too bad we're on 3 different continents. :)

alasdair is going to get such a kick out of that when he reads it =D

I think frizz and fruitfly would be a great pair- they've both got great senses of humor, they're incredibly intelligent, their political compasses are set similarly and don't you both live in the Bay Area? The proximity factor would work out quite well!

Mean Girl- I can't seem to find that thread in which you described an experience you had at your Catholic girls' school but I had to fan myself after reading that :) I think I could handle the short skirt thing quite well!

I've been thinking about making this couple: bdreligrrl and Finder. They have similar tastes in music and I could see them having a lot of fun at live shows together, including the ones put on by Finder's band. Plus Finder has somewhat of a fetish for cute longhaired brunettes. :)
 
crystalcallas said:
SWIZZLESTICK;) I officially announce that my Harem is now open to all interested parties .

The ballot is closed, the position is filled, consider yourself taken.
You are all sorts of fine!

Good call on the Finder combination, SLM.

Actually, frizzantik and MyNameIsNotDeja is the first two that came to mind, based on BL text.
 
*****note: the Harem offer as stated by the bluelighter CC has been duly compensated for and will no longer be accepting anymore applicants as of this writing****

---> yours truly,
her personal assistant for Harem Affairs =D
 
SoHiAllTheTime said:
So you mean to tell me that i laid it all out on the line like that, posted a pic, confessed my undying love to you, and you STILL are dumping me!? WTF!? :(

DD's such a heart breaker! first firecrotch, now Sohi.. look out menz! lol =D
 
Otherwise, I respectfully request a pairing with Mariposa or 64tf


Well, that would be fun if only I can join in. :)

I personally would arrange Shanabanna and Micheal together, b/c they both teamed up on me on the driving drunk situation;). Simialar morals are good, opposite personalities seal the deal.
 
up all night said:
I would like a BL marriage but the fact I only post on the Australia boards probably won't help my cause. Maybe SLM will find me a suitable candidate. ;)

Tough call, girl ;)

You're gonna need someone who:

* Has at least as much intelligence as you
* Challenges you; can hold their own in conversation
* Has a social concience, but doesn't take themselves or life too seriously
* Has a great sense of humour
* Likes to party, but can be mature when necessary
* Has their own interests
* Is spunky
* You can respect

Let me work on that for a bit =D
 
-=REDHAZE=- and crystalcallas should definately get married. If they are not ready to commit to each other in holy matrimony maybe they should have a threesome with magic8ball. I would like to take all the credit if they get it on!!!8o 8o
 
Who wants to bet that at least 1/2 of these arranged marriages would lead to divorce 2 years later? ;)
 
Geez-A said:
-=REDHAZE=- and crystalcallas should definately get married. If they are not ready to commit to each other in holy matrimony maybe they should have a threesome with magic8ball. I would like to take all the credit if they get it on!!!8o 8o

LOL! Two bulls in the sack? hmmm.....possible, but we would wear each other out i think. SAme Taurus signs are much better off as very good friends, in my experience. :) =D
 
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