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^^^ ROFLMFAO!




Callum said:
Let me post my stats:
Sexy 13 yr male,
just hit puberty, can fuck like a jack rabbit,
love getting rough and being dominated,
smooth body (not a hairy beast)
natural build and firm butt from constant abuse with wet towels in the locker room,
animal in bed or whereever you want it
WILL WORK FOR SEX!

Are you a pedophile?
 
This thread is funny...SLR isnt so bad after all!

I dont care who marries DD, as long as i get to bang him on the side i will be happy. =D

As much as i would love, and i mean love to make a comment about Harry in this thread and the references of him being gay, i wont. :|


But, i will say that that link to his girlfriend *cough* alter ego is pretty damn funny! If i keep up my recent behavior in CE&P i will be posting as "NotSoHiAllTheTime" soon. ;)


Edit:

Just to show i am not a total prick and can be a good sport:

SoHiAllTheTime said:
lol How funny. : ) I will post a pic of myself if she will ;)


ME
 
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^Damn dude....I thought we were tight like that? :( Well actually, i KNOW you are tight, which is why i was trying to keep you for myself! ;)

Now that you dumped me, what do i do with my life DD? Wanna tell me that? Thanks a lot so called 'arch-nemesis'! :p
 
since i was apart of the arranged marriage thread that was moved to another area, i would like to be arranged. please, and thank you.
 
j22 said:
I guess I'm probly most compatible with mariposa.

As I have said many times, we'd be the opposite of Mary Matalin and James Carville... they're so cute. ;)

Hey, maybe we'll shock the shit out of everyone when I come to the East Coast. ;)
 
DigitalDuality said:
God will be there for you in these hardtimes of missing your gay lover ;) (and tightness can't be compared to wetness ..ES wins.. sorry)

So you mean to tell me that i laid it all out on the line like that, posted a pic, confessed my undying love to you, and you STILL are dumping me!? WTF!? :(

SLR isnt much fun after all....All that happens is you get your heart broken... :(
 
Callum said:
Let me post my stats:
Sexy 13 yr male,
just hit puberty, can fuck like a jack rabbit,
love getting rough and being dominated,
smooth body (not a hairy beast)
natural build and firm butt from constant abuse with wet towels in the locker room,
animal in bed or whereever you want it
WILL WORK FOR SEX!

Any babes out there interested?:\
 
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