Blow or Blow Torch - The Seminal Family Friendly EADD Game

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So, somehow this game evolved from an auto-correct on a phone, and I turned it into the family friendly hit game that it is now (amongst my friends).

It's basically a bit like "who would you rather", except more oral and the loser gets blow torched. Use your imagination and bare in mind that you will actually be blow torching this person, although with zero criminal repercussions. And if you don't want that, you've actually got to blow them.

So let's start with a few really obvious ones off the top of my head.

Jacob Rees Mogg - blow torch
FUBAR - blow
etc etc.

Just rack up some lists and people will answer (err hopefully anyway).

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

^ I'm ready and waiting baby..

Donald Trump - Blowtorch

Ivanka Trump - Blow (or more accurately nosh - that's if I can get Donalds head out of the way...)

 

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Ivanka Trump - Blow, bang, buck, etc etc etc
Their daughter - see above
Trump - blow torch

Nick Clegg? The poor depressed cunt, I'd blow torch him just so he could feel something again.
Josh Widdicombe - blow torch. Sorry, I liked you for about a year but now I'd rather put you to the flame.
Rhod Gilbert - blow torch to fuck
Ross Noble - blow torch
Frank Skinner - blow
David Mitchell - blow
Robert Webb - blow torch
Jezz from peep show - blow

See, hours of fun.

 

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I would like the rules clarified because I want to play but don't understand how I can WIN & I need to WIN because I'm very competitive.

But I've got to say Frank Skinner? He needs blowtorching. With hair straighteners. And some pliers dentistry work. And then maybe he needs to see how fishes sleep.

 

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I would like the rules clarified because I want to play but don't understand how I can WIN & I need to WIN because I'm very competitive.

But I've got to say Frank Skinner? He needs blowtorching. With hair straighteners. And some pliers dentistry work. And then maybe he needs to see how fishes sleep.

With that kind of language you're already winning.

Just try and be funny, and try to both posit and answer. The bigger the list, the better we can make the earth.

List so far:

Jacob Rees Mogg
FUBAR
Donald Trump
Ivanka Trump
The Trump daughter
Nick Clegg?
Josh Widdicombe
Rhod Gilbert
Ross Noble
Frank Skinner
David Mitchell
Robert Webb
Jezz from peep show
leet

Edit: Arguing is also welcome.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Ivanka Trump - Blow, bang, buck, etc etc etc
Their daughter - see above
Trump - blow torch

Nick Clegg? The poor depressed cunt, I'd blow torch him just so he could feel something again.
Josh Widdicombe - blow torch. Sorry, I liked you for about a year but now I'd rather put you to the flame.
Rhod Gilbert - blow torch to fuck
Ross Noble - blow torch
Frank Skinner - blow
David Mitchell - blow
Robert Webb - blow torch
Jezz from peep show - blow

See, hours of fun.

k


Just want to point out that Ivanka IS the Trump daughter. :D

Also, Robert Webb WAS Jez in peep show.

Are you on drugs pal?

 

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k


Just want to point out that Ivanka IS the Trump daughter. :D

Also, Robert Webb WAS Jez in peep show.

Are you on drugs pal?

Should have known with you. Well in that case, trumps wife - blow.

Also, Jez might be Robert Webb, but Robert Web certainly isn't Jez. Evidence? One is blow, and one is blow torch.

Edit: fuck yeah, 4f-mph and cider. You?

 

[leet]

If that Frank Skinner lived round my hood, I'd go and buy a bag of chips with mushy peas to take away lots of salt and vinegar then I'd go round his gaff and smear them all over his front windows

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Should have known with you. Well in that case, trumps wife - blow.

Also, Jez might be Robert Webb, but Robert Web certainly isn't Jez. Evidence? One is blow, and one is blow torch.

Edit: fuck yeah, 4f-mph and cider. You?

Ah, I see what you're saying.


Anyway, 150mg MDMA and vodka (last night)

 

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If that Frank Skinner lived round my hood, I'd go and buy a bag of chips with mushy peas to take away lots of salt and vinegar then I'd go round his gaff and smear them all over his front windows

Interestingly, Frank Skinner has actually been quoted as saying this is the reason he chose not to live there.

 

[leet]

That Kim Jong Un would be entertaining to blowtorch, that greased up lemon head, the fat being caramalised, his sense of entitlement melting away like a candle in the wind

 

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That Kim Jong Un would be entertaining to blowtorch, that greased up lemon head, the fat being caramalised, his sense of entitlement melting away like a candle in the wind

Yeah, you could blow him first too.

 

[leet]

As if

 

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Totally understand your point about jez from Peepshow Vs Robert Webb. Robert Webb is quite unfunny most of the time, get on my tits, and I'd quite like to kick him in the knackers when he's just about to drop an unfunny punchline on one of his panel show appearances.
He'd definitely blow me, you, or anyone else for a few quid though. He'd do owt for money. Did you notice he was the voice of those old Bennecol spread adverts FFS!