DropDeadDevin
Bluelighter
My day starts off fine.. No bud, but I have *snip* that I got last night. I figure I'll make it a productive day and go get some new pieces after loosing my last two. I'm 18 (Still living with the rents) And they found my acrylic bong and double bubbler. Those proceeded to be destroyed haha. Luckily I still had my pipe. And I love my pipe! I just really prefer water filtered smoking devices.
I start walking to my buddy to get some goodies, and end up getting about a gram of Blue Dream hash, some purple kief, and Platinum OG. After I get that I'm just fucking excited as shit to get a new piece to smoke out of. I go to a shop, a cigarette shop mind you, that actually has a decent selection of pipes, bubs, bongs, etc. I find the hammer bubbler that I've been eying every time I go in there, get a feel for it, and decide to buy it. It was *snip* . They wrap it in bubble wrap and hand it to me and I'm out the door. I sit at a table and with the bubble wrap on it won't fit anywhere on me. So I take off the bubble wrap and just put it in my shorts.
I start riding home on my longboard, and I come across a bump that I'm always able to make it over, so I've got no second thoughts. And then BAM, my wheel just catches a ledge weird and I go flying. I land right on top of the piece, and my initial fear is that it is probably shattered it to no repair. I stand up, and I see blood coming through my shorts and dropping down my leg. It hurts, but I'm fine. It's just a couple sliced I can't do anything about.
And then after standing there for a second, I just get really really angry. I saved up money so I could get a good piece and it's just gone like that. I bring back the broken pieces to the shop and show them. My blood is even on parts of it. They say "Oh noooo, sorry there's nothing we can do to re-inverse you. Once it's out of the shop it's not our responsibility" I'm just heartbroken. I say I understand and leave.
I'm pissed as all hell at this point. I ask my friend how much money he has and he says *snip* . I tell him if he lets me use that at the local Smoke Shop for Black Friday deals I'll pay you back. He agrees and I go into Wild Side (Local Smoke Shop) and end up getting this beautiful all clear 12" tube with a single 4 armed perc, plus ice catchers, with a diffused down stem and a bowl for *snip* . I decide to get an ashcatcher with a diffused stem as well. Last but not least I got a bell attachment that I thought would come in handy. PLus he gives me this really nice $40 bag with slots for bowls, stems, and of course your tube.
I walk out of the door soooooo happy. I could have been such a shitty day and now it's great! But then two streets down as I'm crossing and intersection, some dickwad just SLAMS my left side, and then dips. I heard a shatter, and my fuckin heart sunk. My nice, new, fresh bong was just broken. Two times in one day I had two new beautiful pieces of glass break. That was *snip* , that I saved up for specifically for this, down the drain.
What survived was the bowl and the ashcatcher. I kept the tube to the bong because it actually can repaired, it's just a bummer that I have to go through this trouble. Anyway, happy Black Friday everyone and I hope it wasn't as shitty as mine!
I start walking to my buddy to get some goodies, and end up getting about a gram of Blue Dream hash, some purple kief, and Platinum OG. After I get that I'm just fucking excited as shit to get a new piece to smoke out of. I go to a shop, a cigarette shop mind you, that actually has a decent selection of pipes, bubs, bongs, etc. I find the hammer bubbler that I've been eying every time I go in there, get a feel for it, and decide to buy it. It was *snip* . They wrap it in bubble wrap and hand it to me and I'm out the door. I sit at a table and with the bubble wrap on it won't fit anywhere on me. So I take off the bubble wrap and just put it in my shorts.
I start riding home on my longboard, and I come across a bump that I'm always able to make it over, so I've got no second thoughts. And then BAM, my wheel just catches a ledge weird and I go flying. I land right on top of the piece, and my initial fear is that it is probably shattered it to no repair. I stand up, and I see blood coming through my shorts and dropping down my leg. It hurts, but I'm fine. It's just a couple sliced I can't do anything about.
And then after standing there for a second, I just get really really angry. I saved up money so I could get a good piece and it's just gone like that. I bring back the broken pieces to the shop and show them. My blood is even on parts of it. They say "Oh noooo, sorry there's nothing we can do to re-inverse you. Once it's out of the shop it's not our responsibility" I'm just heartbroken. I say I understand and leave.
I'm pissed as all hell at this point. I ask my friend how much money he has and he says *snip* . I tell him if he lets me use that at the local Smoke Shop for Black Friday deals I'll pay you back. He agrees and I go into Wild Side (Local Smoke Shop) and end up getting this beautiful all clear 12" tube with a single 4 armed perc, plus ice catchers, with a diffused down stem and a bowl for *snip* . I decide to get an ashcatcher with a diffused stem as well. Last but not least I got a bell attachment that I thought would come in handy. PLus he gives me this really nice $40 bag with slots for bowls, stems, and of course your tube.
I walk out of the door soooooo happy. I could have been such a shitty day and now it's great! But then two streets down as I'm crossing and intersection, some dickwad just SLAMS my left side, and then dips. I heard a shatter, and my fuckin heart sunk. My nice, new, fresh bong was just broken. Two times in one day I had two new beautiful pieces of glass break. That was *snip* , that I saved up for specifically for this, down the drain.
What survived was the bowl and the ashcatcher. I kept the tube to the bong because it actually can repaired, it's just a bummer that I have to go through this trouble. Anyway, happy Black Friday everyone and I hope it wasn't as shitty as mine!
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