It was 110 degrees today w/ heat index, and I'm sure
@JoshLobbs can relate, working in a field with not a lic of shade anywhere except next to your hot ass work truck with no AC.
Not to mention, I wore pants today that were insulated. Like with a down or something (the warm cloth that isn't wool).
I'm like, why am I so fucking hor and I've never wanted to take my pants off until today, co worker was like 'dude how the fuck are you wearing thermal pants? Fuck if I know, these pants were on sale .
I use 2 of those 'snap' cool rags, have a ' indiana and the jones?' hat
Not mention, I smoke so much weed at work that I swear between going delirious baking in the sun, and getting baked in the sun usually ends with me like randomly staring at shit and walk towards it. I've had to reel myself back because I'm like 'why am i walking towards that creek' , and if I don't stop myself, I will get naked and get in the creek.
So I shock myself sometimes intentionally by touching an electric fence, not because I want to see if it's on, but because I want to experience pain, and my God, it's almost a daily occurrence.
I'm sick as fuck.