Biometrix is demonic

[Jabberwocky]

So this TSA dude who was very handsome was like "lemme check yo phone" i was like wtf no, why?
He said "y not?" I was like uhhh privacy?!?!? He deadass pissed himself laughing, huh, whats funny about not wanting a random dude to see yo phone? He ended up seeing my phone anyways, idgaf cus ion got no nudes or anything like that but wtf that shits gotta stop, its not ok.

 

[PtahTek]

had a cop ask to look through my phone and to unlock it for him... i told him when he gets a federal warrant. he let it go.

 

[AutoTripper]

So this TSA dude who was very handsome was like "lemme check yo phone" i was like wtf no, why?
He said "y not?" I was like uhhh privacy?!?!? He deadass pissed himself laughing, huh, whats funny about not wanting a random dude to see yo phone? He ended up seeing my phone anyways, idgaf cus ion got no nudes or anything like that but wtf that shits gotta stop, its not ok.

If only you could see them coming, snapshot them and do an ultra fast photo shop showing them in nude, set it as your screensaver!

Now that would be funny, just the initial look on that guy's face lol.

 

[AutoTripper]

Lol, you could even go....Yeah sure. You're probably the only person anywhere round here who HASN'T seen it yet.

I been knocking doors, to town centre it's on Facebook Instagram you name it made me quite a few bucks so far too cheers Officer now is there anything else I can help you with?




Like just come right out with it give second to digest then hand him the phone and watch his facial reaction.

 

[Jabberwocky]

had a cop ask to look through my phone and to unlock it for him... i told him when he gets a federal warrant. he let it go.

"Unlock it so i can see it" oof the audacity. Makes me livid cus the people who dont know will fall for it and probably regret it forever when they find out... Whyd he do that tho?

 

[Jabberwocky]

Lol, you could even go....Yeah sure. You're probably the only person anywhere round here who HASN'T seen it yet.

I been knocking doors, to town centre it's on Facebook Instagram you name it made me quite a few bucks so far too cheers Officer now is there anything else I can help you with?




Like just come right out with it give second to digest then hand him the phone and watch his facial reaction.

Yeah this reminded me of when ppl were getting arrested for bomb jokes back when 9/11 was being staged. Like deadass jailtime for saying "yeah i got a bomb" while being searched at the airport. One time my little brother got his whole dick and balls fondled by two TSA guys because he had a porcelain coffee cup shaped like a gun IN HIS LUGGAGE, idk how he left untraumatized and unphased from it