bikky,weed,temazepam,alcohol = BRUISES

[delishbik]

allrite...the night started out with sum teeniboppper partii that played tekno that sounded like several people tripping over and hitting there heads on tables. Me and my 2 friends [code name] "sally sue" and "mary jane" decided we needed sum god dam flippers b4 we chaired every1 in the head at the parti. But our first mission was 2 get sum chuff, theres juss sumthing bout chuff that always keeps u coming bk for more..its not the best feeling ever but its fkn great. So we quikli made a poor ass bong with, who cares wht we made it out of all u need 2 kno is that it was poor. So we started our adventure by going down the street with 1 wog, 1 curry, 1 redneck, 1 arab, and my 2 good friends. We had a few cones at sum random lake place then we lay on the grass singing fkn kci and jojo all my life, jon bon jovi, and friggn aerosmith while looking at stars we then decided we were fkn hungrii as so we went on the trip of gng bk to that gay partii. Finalli we made it bak getting lost several times raided the bitches pantry, went into the toilet with my 2 friends dropped 1 each while racking up sum lines 2 snort ...bloody excellent, feeling friggn mint and wanting sum drinks 2 top it off. While comming out of the toilet sum random crazii bitch is running around the house screaming, dunno wth is wrong with her ...who givz a shit she looks ugli. Stole a couple of cans from the bitches fridge, shes a tool who cares if we shat on her carpet shed clean it. We onlii had about 2 cans each and that definetly wasnt enuf..for sum reason we were fiending alcohol we needed it, it was a necessity. We then sat and chilled for a bit and then to our amazement "THE SONG" came up expansion- walt and feliz....and this is wen the nite starts me sally sue and mary jane, no we didnt giv 2 fukz abt anything doing undiscoverd dance moves feeling invincible we then decided more alcohol needed 2 be consumed, the song moved our body while we walked to mary janes house, her dads 50 year old port was calling for us and yes we drank a fukload if uve eva seen fear and loathing in las vegas ull understand wen i say we were walking all FKT UP. Smoked about half gram of chuff, drank more oldskool port..and we were fkn high, we lay there looking at eachother talking a WHOlE lot of shit, me and mary jane smoked 3 decks of cigarettes easily. It was a strange feeling there was no such word as pain or hurt. Everything was so god dam happi and we had absoloutelii no feeling in our body. We started punching eachother in the face wildly saying " hey hey punch me in the eye rite here man serius harder no no harder"....the whole night we culdnt stop punching eachother in the head....we did it proud and with smiles on our face...we felt no pain happiness was all round. Everything was discussed and timed "ok ok in 5 minutes we'll have 6 more swigs each then we'll go for a ciggy and then once we come bak in we'll have sum more". My mind wasnt controlling my body any longer i tried to walk but my legs would just wobble, i tried to stand still but my arms would just move like octopus legs wht the shit it was awsome. we then ended the night by snorting a couple of temazepamz [sleeping pills], and eating yoplait yoghurt. sally sue woke up the nex morning with a bloody lip. mary jane woke up with a black eye and i woke up not knowing i was awake fullstop

 

[Splatt]

I'm trying to sound like I'm not just being an asshole by closing this but there is way too many things wrong with this post. Firstly, paragraphs! Secondly, it doesn't explain any effects really, just about how you're a violent alcoholic with either problems, or you're just trying to be "cool" and fit in with some losers. Thirdly, I'm Australian and even I had a hard time with all the slang. I have a feeling you're about 15 or 16 too.

BTW chuff = choof, and if non aussies want to know its a common term used for weed here, and bikkies => biscuits => disco biscuits = ecstasy pills


By the way delishbik, welcome to Bluelight and enjoy your stay. Learn a thing or too about harm minimisation! ;-)

 

[Psilo707]

It also needs the correct title format, read the sticky