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Biggest Buzz Kills

Once, I took San Pedro even though I had some responsibilities.
It is a very mellow high, and I find that I can function quite will while tripping on mescaline.
So I played for a while, reading and writing, and then my wife called me in to take a bath with the kids.
That sounded fine, so I got into the warm bath with my adorable kids.
Within about 2 minutes, my older kid asked "what's that?", pointing to the water in the tub.
I looked, and my younger one had done diarrhea in the water. We were covered in brown and green, with tomato skins here and there for red highlights.
I jumped out of the tub, washed the kids and myself off with some serious scrubbing and heavy soap, let out the water, and finally escaped the wretched smell in the bathroom. My wife asked me if I was going to clean the tub. I agreed.
By the time I finished, my trip was simply gone, even though I should have had 4 or 5 hours left. It never returned :(
 
Ason Unique said:
I could definately fight while stoned, it would put me in a weird state of mind and I could go insane and just fuck somebody up.

I wouldn't let somebody rob me without a fight, unless they are armed.
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They had metal batons. Stoned person vs. Guys with batons = definite loss.
 
Ason Unique said:
I could definately fight while stoned, it would put me in a weird state of mind and I could go insane and just fuck somebody up.

I wouldn't let somebody rob me without a fight, unless they are armed.
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i've had to fight someone baked out of my mind once. it made me feel high as fuck after with the adrenaline on top of it.
 
RorerQuaalude714 said:
^ +1

It totally shows people's ignorance when they think that just because someone's high, they can't function at all.
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I know what you mean...it's like god damn I know how to do stuff! one time though I was really high and this girl challenged me to ping-pong match and I won by a lot (wasn't even trying that hard) and she says something like "I don't get it, you're really high and you beat me!" and I said "yea....turns out I know how to play ping pong!". hahaha=D
 
getting dumped by my girlfriend while we were both drunk and making out. her exact words were, "you're the sweetest guy I've ever mt but I am still in love with my ex boyfriend." this is after we had been dating 4 months and she had not let on that anything was wrong with the relationship. I thought it was going perfectly.

that killed my buzz.
 
My girlfriend's O.C.D. with people snoring, eating, tapping their feet, moving around, tossing things and just about everything. When I am zooming, the last thing I want to hear is her say, "stop looking around so much" :(

Having to work the next morning, and slowly seeing the clock go by, six hours til work, five hours til work, and you are still up and fucked up.

People that want to borrow some money, or some drugs, when they leave early in the morning or late that night when partying is dieing down to continue their own fun. The money never gets returned.

Baby mama drama, which in most cases leads to the cops being called. >___<
 
People coming home when you're REALLY fucked up. Like... 6 am, a co-liver enters..
and you're like this "O.O HEYGUYSWHATSUPWATCHADOINIMDOINSTUFFAREYOUDOINSTUFF" and you're thinking "Self, shut the fuck up..SHUT THE FUCK UP SELF" and they just look at you...all "Oookayy.... I'm...drunk..and going to bed now" and you say to your self, you say "self...I have to go pretend like I'm sleeping now. In the dark. Sitting on my bed. Staring at the ceiling in the dark till I can pretend to have slept all night and get up and make coffee and eggs and all that normal shit..."

That's a buzz kill.
 
When someone becomes paranoid while high, tells everyone to "chill out" and makes everyone worried for nothing. 8)

Also, when I get high off of just a few hits of weed and I'm criticized for being "light weight" or a "pussy" for not smoking more. :P
 
When your high around a lot of sober people (school for example) and people are like DOOD WHAT SMELLS LIK EWEED?!

And also when people keep asking you questions when your trippin, thats real annoying
 
my fucking gf being a cunt and starting shit right after i bang out a fat shot. nothing kills my high and puts me in a fit of rage like a good ol mix of dope and nagging at the same time.
 
when, over the course of 24 hours, you receive a summons, break your cell-phone and have over $100 stolen from your bank account. good times...
 
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