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Bluelighter
*lvl 35 troll uses sneak*
It's super effective!
Seriously this thread is fucking hilarious though.
It's super effective!
Seriously this thread is fucking hilarious though.
i've done the field testing for you, it freaking works!
Hey OP I made a TV infomercial script out of your original post for you since I'm supposed to actually be drafting some marketing ideas for a client portfolio presentation I have in the morning and decided this'd be more fun:
Are you TIRED of missing shots? Is your dope going to waste?
(Camera pans to black & white video of guy punching his arm in anger)
Uh oh, now you're going to have a BIG UGLY lump! That could really turn NASTY!
What if we told you there was a way to FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT?
EUREKA!
Introducing the all new patent pending Miss Shot EXTRACTOR XL 5000!
Based on a GAME CHANGING invention by the renowned Blackguy who has 6 PhD's in broscience - GUARANTEED!
(Camera pans to balding grey-haired black guy smiling while wearing a white coat with a stethoscope)
This amazing product is available for a limited time by calling the number at the bottom of your screen - OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! You can also purchase at fine retailers such as Big 5 or anywhere that sells camping equipment.
Camera pans to blackguy saying:
i've done the field testing for you, it freaking works!
(Fade to black)
Hey OP I made a TV infomercial script out of your original post for you since I'm supposed to actually be drafting some marketing ideas for a client portfolio presentation I have in the morning and decided this'd be more fun:
Are you TIRED of missing shots? Is your dope going to waste?
(Camera pans to black & white video of guy punching his arm in anger)
Uh oh, now you're going to have a BIG UGLY lump! That could really turn NASTY!
What if we told you there was a way to FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT?
EUREKA!
Introducing the all new patent pending Miss Shot EXTRACTOR XL 5000!
Based on a GAME CHANGING invention by the renowned Blackguy who has 6 PhD's in broscience - GUARANTEED!
(Camera pans to balding grey-haired black guy smiling while wearing a white coat with a stethoscope)
This amazing product is available for a limited time by calling the number at the bottom of your screen - OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! You can also purchase at fine retailers such as Big 5 or anywhere that sells camping equipment.
Camera pans to blackguy saying:
(Fade to black)
I used to be terrible at hitting. you can watch all the youtube videos you want, read all the how-tos you want to, but hitting a vein consistently and properly takes a lot of practice. no matter how good you are(or think you are) missing just happens.
Hey OP I made a TV infomercial script out of your original post for you since I'm supposed to actually be drafting some marketing ideas for a client portfolio presentation I have in the morning and decided this'd be more fun:
Are you TIRED of missing shots? Is your dope going to waste?
(Camera pans to black & white video of guy punching his arm in anger)
Uh oh, now you're going to have a BIG UGLY lump! That could really turn NASTY!
What if we told you there was a way to FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT?
EUREKA!
Introducing the all new patent pending Miss Shot EXTRACTOR XL 5000!
Based on a GAME CHANGING invention by the renowned Blackguy who has 6 PhD's in broscience - GUARANTEED!
(Camera pans to balding grey-haired black guy smiling while wearing a white coat with a stethoscope)
This amazing product is available for a limited time by calling the number at the bottom of your screen - OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! You can also purchase at fine retailers such as Big 5 or anywhere that sells camping equipment.
Camera pans to blackguy saying:
(Fade to black)
Hey OP I made a TV infomercial script out of your original post for you since I'm supposed to actually be drafting some marketing ideas for a client portfolio presentation I have in the morning and decided this'd be more fun:
Are you TIRED of missing shots? Is your dope going to waste?
(Camera pans to black & white video of guy punching his arm in anger)
Uh oh, now you're going to have a BIG UGLY lump! That could really turn NASTY!
What if we told you there was a way to FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT?
EUREKA!
Introducing the all new patent pending Miss Shot EXTRACTOR XL 5000!
Based on a GAME CHANGING invention by the renowned Blackguy who has 6 PhD's in broscience - GUARANTEED!
(Camera pans to balding grey-haired black guy smiling while wearing a white coat with a stethoscope)
This amazing product is available for a limited time by calling the number at the bottom of your screen - OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! You can also purchase at fine retailers such as Big 5 or anywhere that sells camping equipment.
Camera pans to blackguy saying:
(Fade to black)