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Best porn of all time?

Lol! i saw Debbie Does Dallas when i was 9 years old on Betamax...hmm it didnt really grab me.
I prefer the Taboo series. And North Pole.
 
I'd have to go with the Taboo series too. Damn,that movie made me wish I had a hottie slutty sister. I've only seen the first two,but they were pretty damn realistic with the storyline. I always think of two scenes when I think of that movie. The first,when she blows her father and spits the cum in her mom's hand. The second,when she makes her female friend eat her mother while she's lying on her stomach on the bed. DAMN!
 
the rest of the movie was horrible, but my favorite scene ever was jenna jameson's scene in 'jenna loves ricky'. so fuckin' hot.
 
i think the majority of the "classics" are lame really. the scenes were not shot well, the "actors" quite unattractive. films such as deep throat were interesting because of the controversy surrounding the porn industry at the time rather than the actual films. some of the johnny wadd (john holmes) stuff is cool cause it's so bad and funny. ginger lynn films were pretty good too.

of the old films i'd say something like "new wave hookers", just cause it had a hip script, hipper than usual soundtrack (though still quite lame), first dp i think or at least for ginger lynn, and the controversy over traci lords.

out of recent films, probably "the fashionistas". not a big fan of the stars but the sets, photography, and the script/idea was a breath of fresh air. not really into the bondage thing though but as i said, a stand out film in a sea of mediocrity.

i prefer the stars in private's features, but with all the money they waste on a great deal of their productions with locations etc, you'd think they invest in their scripts a bit more.
 
Ed Powers Dirty Debutantes series. They appeal to me because I'm old, kinda bloated, and have a small penis. I also like exotic women that he tended to feature.
 
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IMO, this question doesn't have an answer, because people's porn tastes are waaaay more insular than thier regiular movie tastes.

My favorite series, however, is Teeny Exzesse by Harry S. Morgan (German)
 
well can i change it so it is less similar? like "what is the least erotic porno of all time?" i personally would have to say, this one video my parents made which was in the case for "In the Line of Fire" with clint eastwood. needless to say, that was the most painful 30 seconds of my life. i turned off the tv and washed my face with scalding water, trying to purge my defiled eyes.
 
starcommanderX said:
well can i change it so it is less similar? like "what is the least erotic porno of all time?" i personally would have to say, this one video my parents made which was in the case for "In the Line of Fire" with clint eastwood. needless to say, that was the most painful 30 seconds of my life. i turned off the tv and washed my face with scalding water, trying to purge my defiled eyes.
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Don't you all understand you can't take down the thread started because he's X-treme!!!~!~111


My favorite was Lord of The G-Strings: The Femaleship of the Strings

I remember being on some sort of substance years ago, watching it with a frined and laughing the hardest I had in a long time. =D =D


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Str8 & Gay

Best Str8 Porn: It's a tie between A SCENT OF HEATHER (1980) and INSATIABLE (1981).

The Best Made Str8 porn is definatley 1981's ROOMMATES. ROOMMATES remains the only porn film reviewed by the NY Times & it actually has a plot you can follow, characters you care about & some pretty hot sex (look it up--it was directed by Chuck Vincent & stars Veronica Hart, Kelly Nichols & Samantha Fox).

BUT with porn we don't want no stinkin' plots: we want whacking material! So, for a sheer turn on nothing beats the nonstop fuckathons that are A SCENT OF HEATHER & INSATIABLE. ASOH has the most amazingly hot lesbo love scene of all time & INSATIABLE features Marilyn Chambers at her hottest (before she became a shriveled soft porn queen cow). Both of these have been re-released on DVD & are pretty easy to find.

Best Gay Porn: William Higgins' THE YOUNG & THE HUNG (1981). No plot, just several hot vignettes with hot guys that look like REAL hot guys, not the steroid taking gym queen himbos that take up space in most homoporn. These guys are all naturals who are definatley into what they're doing & don't blurt out the usual boner-killing sex noises we hear in most gay porn.


Best Porn Title of All Time: IT CAME AND CAME AND CAME FROM OUTER SPACE
 
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AmorRoark said:
My favorite was Lord of The G-Strings: The Femaleship of the Strings

I remember being on some sort of substance years ago, watching it with a frined and laughing the hardest I had in a long time. =D =D
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you must have been really high cause that's just a pseudo b grade sexploitation flick (actually a d grade comedy with a couple of tit shots thrown in).
 
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