In the noughties I lost my virginity, tried every drug there was out there, moved away from home, got a degree, spent a few of the years with an amazing girlfriend, got my dream job, travelled the world getting paid to do it with my friends, achieved every professional goal I had for the next 10 years in 2, discovered a love of great food and fine dining, slept with loads of women who I genuinely liked, my mum survived breast cancer and my sister divorced her dickhead husband, and at no time over the decade did I ever really do anything I didn't want to, or have any major responsibilities.
Fuck you world, I had a fucking great time! Thinking about it it's almost depressing now, I very much doubt I will have that good a decade again in my entire life. Oh well it's all global warming, lack of food and no jobs for anyone from here on it. I might just move to china.....