Best drug to make work go by fast

[kkgb1035]

So I take,a,pretty high dose,of xanax at work and at first I noticed it made time seem to go by faster.but dosnt seem to work anymore.

What would you say could help make my long tedious days go faster.with the,exception of meth and heroin.

 

[sekio]

traditionally stimulants in moderate dosage are used for this kind of stuff. crystal meth is probably overkill but something like a low dose of dexamphetamine or even caffeine will help. Put some music on too.

benzos are probably not the smartest as they can reduce job performance and in the event of a dosage fuckup... let's just say being blacked out at work is a Resume Generating Event.

 

[kkgb1035]

Thanks for the advice

 

[falsifiedhypothesi]

Low doses of adderall (20-30mg) work well for making the day go by fast. The downside is when you make a habit out of doing this work is going to be awful when you don't have your daily dose. I'd recommend starting with coffee and/or tea and seeing where that gets you. Coffee and black tea actually work very well until you get a tolerance but unlike hard stimulants there isn't a huge crash once your last cup has worn off.

 

[tommy_407]

I am a 7 year Adderall prescribed user. Let me just say that post above mine about work being awful without your daily dose...is true ×50. Now anyways. Let me just explain something. Adderall will get you very excited and motivated to do the work and will basically put you on auto-pilot. However if anyone has ever noticed adderall kind of makes time go by slower.

Look at your watch when you are intently focused and "high" on a dose of adderall. 20 minutes gone by in your mind may seem like 40, or up to an hour in some ridiculous cases.

Might I add though, when you are under the influence of the adderall you are not negatively affected by this. In fact you enjoy having a sense of infinite time whilst @ work. Hope this helps.

 

[rainyday107]

Depends on what you do for work. How much thinking and alertness is required, IME.

 

[kkgb1035]

I work at mcdonalds so time goes by very slow,alot of standing around.xanax used to work perfectly for it but I noticed out of trying adderal,benzos and vyvance 30mg works okay.dosnt give me the twacked out feeling adderall does and kinda makes me enjoy it.

Used opiates when I first started,working was everyday heroin user but got sent home for falling asleep lucklly I made up that I,was out drinking the night befor so since,then iv gotten of the ops.

 

[Speed King]

Whoever said they work at McDonalds(don't source munchies....,just kidding?) what works best for me and will definitely make part time fly by if you don't try and probably make full time work if used correctly is Vyvance. Basically a prodrug for dextroamphetamine. It works great if your not greedy and learn how to appreciate it. Again sekio busts out the knowledge. Btw, it is smooth during comedown. A benzo doesn't hurt at all.

I take 3mg's Clonazepam/day and 70mg of Vyvanse a day. I feel great and the day moves by pretty well.

 

[falsifiedhypothesi]

I've worked at McDonald's before and I can tell you from personal experience there is no drug you can do that will make the hellish experience any better. Maybe opiates though so you can just zone out blissful as hell on the grill, but you'll probably nod face first into the stove top.

 

[ToBeMyOwn]

I would say Tramdol or oxy, Xanax makes it go by super slow for me and flexeril will make you feel like you have worked a week in just one days of work

 

[chrisincville]

Yep, it does tend to slow time in a sense.

Baclofen is a drug I was recently prescribed that makes time go by faster, in my experience, but probably due to the fact that you are constantly falling asleep for 2 hours at a time, lol.

 

[MadMike17]

I primarely use opiates (Heroin in particular) to help me at work. Night auditor at a hotel... Not enough to make me nod off and puke. Just enough to give you energy and just not so bummed while your working...

 

[kkgb1035]

Speedking I took 30 mg of vyvance and 6 mg off xanax ( high opiate tilerance as said in myother other post) itworked okay bwish I had 70 mg insteat of 30.im senstive to amps and thought it be likee adderal so 70 sounded horrible but with I could get some more.im sure i will

 

[Synaps3]

If you're looking for something you could just buy online, I'd go with ethylphenidate (which is an analog of methylphenidate (ritalin)). But you may want to ritalout the xanax for a day or two before the ritalin bc you might get too stimmed if you were taking everyday for a while.

 

[hexagon]

I'm guessing your job involves a good degree of downtime if you felt that Xanax quickened the day. Stimulants have a similar "time dilation" effect, but that's typically concurrent with focused engagement on a task at hand. In any case, neither of these drugs will keep working in the long-term.

The best solution for habitual boredom at work is more habitual boredom. It's never easy, but you do develop a tolerance to boredom such that you stop remembering all of the time you spent being bored, which is essentially what you are looking for to begin with.

 

[neversickanymore]

Adderall and grass

 

[Someone Who Is Me]

However if anyone has ever noticed adderall kind of makes time go by slower.

Look at your watch when you are intently focused and "high" on a dose of adderall. 20 minutes gone by in your mind may seem like 40, or up to an hour in some ridiculous cases.

Might I add though, when you are under the influence of the adderall you are not negatively affected by this. In fact you enjoy having a sense of infinite time whilst @ work. Hope this helps.

RIGHT?!?! I thought this was just me, hahaha. It slows down time way down and forces you to enjoy the hell out of every second. The only thing shitty about this particular side effect is that, if you're me, you take all of your Adderall at once, explode, then start crashing with half the day still left. And you look at the clock and you still have like four hours to go at work, on an awful comedown, instead of the thirty minutes you felt like you had... Oh god, kill me now . Probably better to parcel out a few bumps...

 

[2cAlex]

If you want work to go fast you probably aren't very fast pasted. You may be, but most of the time from my experience, just being insanely honest, is that when I complain I want time to go fast I am not in a fast paced environment and have little to do, or its simple slow tedious work. When i'm fast paced, I almost wish time was slower because the work is so hard and fast paced. I feel like I need more time to do it.

For this, I wouldn't use stimulants. if they aren't really your thing, they suck when you're not in a play you can socialize or do something. If you are in a position you NEED to be fast paced, get a lot of work done in a small amount of time, ect, then stimulants are your choice.

Other then that I have to say opiates, or benzos depending on how you handle them. Especially ones like klonopin or especially valium in high doses. They don't hit you like a sack of bricks like xanax, and tend to cause less grogginess and last longer, but aren't really as euphoric to most. I can't work on xanax, I will move to slow and be tired and miserable. But very low doses of it (like 1/4th what I would take otherwise) mixed with like half what I would take to get high off klonopin outside of work, and time flys by past and even when I have to do shitty parts of my job they dont bother me and I get them done fast.

It's really a matter of preference. But really (tldr Stimulants if your work is fast paced and demanding, opiates or benzos if it is a slower paced work where you are bored a lot, both of these are really really based on what YOU like though.

Really, I don't do drugs at work anymore. I may do a small dose of oxy before I go in if I haven't done any, just so I don't have any W/Ds. Sometimes dilaudid too, but I have to re-dose this while im there because after the rush the high doesn't last too long. Both of these give me a kind of speed euphoric high oddly, really while I'm at work. I guess they just make work no problem to me and not boring, I get it all done so much faster then sober and much easier. Have a lot of free time when I go in high on these 2, all other opiates make me slow and sloppy. I wouldn't take my normal dose on these before going in of course, either.

 

[Dresden]

And, once again, it's methamphetamine (drug #1) for the win! Except that (now I read) you have already pre-emptively ruled that one out. Therefore...

It's amphetamine (drug #2) for the win! Except that methamphetamine would have worked better at speeding up time and been MUCH slower to leave you with a nasty, dosage increasing tolerance over time. Also, as Adderall (amphetamine) is a prescription, it's harder to simply buy up all the quantity you need as there will often likely be only a limited supply to go around.

I mean, now that I think about it, smoking some good weed (drug #3) right before work seems to work best for everybody else!

Yes, I am on drug #1 again. In fact, that is the one that generally makes me log in to bluelight. However, I wish I could smoke some drug #3 now, too. (One and three potentiate each other when used at the same time.)

Anyway, there is no good solution to your problem, and drugs will only make it worse in the long run. Best to start looking for a better, more entertaining job or just quit work altogether if you can.

 

[Dresden]

One time I went to work in a busy restaurant on this:

It was embarrassing. Some of my coworkers could tell I was rolling and didn't seem to appreciate it too much.