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Beards.... Yay or nay

Whoops. I was going to say “Darlin, June is PRIDE month-to hell with the damn beards! Out and proud and happy with dat ass!”
 
somnilicious said:
Same thing my friend said. I think he's just jealous because my beard is jet black while he constantly fights his white stubble.

It's all good though because I used to trim my pubes until a girlfriend made me stop. Not sure if she was right in the head though because she used to put her face in my pubes and inhale like she was huffing paint. It's that pheromone trap but now on my face and if it's a good enough beard you can even hide your drugs in it so it has dual utility.
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I just spit coffee! 😂😂😂
 
thujone said:
i agree but it's weird to hear this from a guy who buys bougie artisan soaps laced with fucking breakfast foods.

and i only know they put oatmeal in that shit because they advertise like crazy.

anyway, fuck beards. there's no reason to wear on these days and at best it makes you look like a tacticool jerkoff in a tapout shirt with twenty unused multitools on his keychain just in case you need to skin a rabbit and start a fire while you're polishing your brand new pickup in your driveway in suburbia where the worst thing that could ever happen is some karen talks shit about you on nextdoor.

at worse it makes you look like a paedophile.

and frankly, i'm still on the fence about whether the paedo is the worse of these outcomes
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bro what are you trying to say?



i smell good ask anybody........chicks are always telling me that i smell good.....im 50 yrs old and ppl are surprised when i tell them im that old - because i take care of myself and i got youthful genes from half of my family

you dont see me walking around, looking homeless with a half greyed out beard

im dapper

:pimp:
 
i was just rambling about what an effort all this beard / grooming stuff takes and people can pick up on that. some guys are just doing it because they think it makes them look more manly, but, if you don't already have a manly vibe clean-shaven then the beard is not going to fix that.
 
i hear ya and im totally with ya

i don't like the beards either


im like Lou Lamoriello - no facial hair on this team
 
Too many dicks..... I promise I don't give a shit about what all you straight men think. A lot of you guys are too busy masturbating to your own visage in the mirror anyways. I gaurantee you all only look half as good as you think you do when your cumming on your own reflections face.
 
why do gay guys love hair? every time one of you posts the ideal guy, dude looks like freddy mercury x furby
 
thujone said:
why do gay guys love hair? every time one of you posts the ideal guy, dude looks like freddy mercury x furby
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I don't know? When Mal posts his boy toy picks they all look like the clean hairless young Tom Cruise types. Stop making me think about hairy men rubbing all over each other while bumping stubble anyways bro. I just ate breakfast.
 
... And while I'm here, bad beards :

- full beard down to the chest. Unless you're Father Christmas or a Viking warrior, why do you have a besom attached to your face.

- Schnauzer. Just call it a soup strainer. You can probably cultivate new lifeforms from all the food particles that get stuck in it over the course of a day.

- thick moustache. Seems to be the most perennially popular but honestly, does that look good on ANYONE? Though if you're going for the cheesy 70s porn star look, I guess it's right for you.

- Amish style beard. (Lots of Moslems wear it like that too, seems to be a religious fashion.) Opposite problem to the above, needs a moustache to join it up or it looks like one of those fake beards you stick on. I keep trying to see the ear loops.

- 'soul patch'. More like velcro patch mate. If you have to give anything such a pissing RIDICULOUS name it's a measure of just how pissing ridiculous it is. What are you doing going around with a random bit of contextless hair stuck to your mug, it doesn't look cool, it doesn't look 'soulful' or whatever-the-fuck, it just looks like you missed a bit shaving. If you sport one of those and have the audacity to call it a beard, you are probably a fat 30 yr old virgin with delusions of being in a band and if you are in a band you sing like a 4rth rate James Blunt and you still fap to Pamela Anderson and also you should be run over by a bus in the interests of society.
 
i dont like a hairy vag either

trim that shit or shave it all off


i'll never forget the first girl i hooked up with that had it totally shaved - she'll always have a special place in my heart :In love:
 
My friend said my beard makes me look like a Colombian drug lord so I had to Google to see if this was a thing. One of the first pics I saw was Ringo Star with somebody saying the same thing about him so I guess it is...
 
This thread needs to be in Best of Bluelight…so many creative descriptions, so much trash talking

I’m like
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Mr. Krinkle said:
bro what are you trying to say?



i smell good ask anybody........chicks are always telling me that i smell good.....im 50 yrs old and ppl are surprised when i tell them im that old - because i take care of myself and i got youthful genes from half of my family

you dont see me walking around, looking homeless with a half greyed out beard

im dapper

:pimp:
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Nah brah... Oatmeal ain't the smell you want to be going for. Grandfathers smell like oatmeal.

Dude over here talking smack about beards while putting food products that are meant to help you take a shit on his face
 
This reminds me of my ex who hated beards lol. I had one until i started dating her it was like her 1 ultimatum lol. I think it was because she was Arab and didnt like Arab guys and they mostly have beards. Or atleast thats my theory.

The only times i had a beard with her was when my trigeminal neuralgia was acting up and i couldnt shave. That is actually the reason why i only shave a few times a month. I wait until i have extra morphine to shave
 
If you just have a beard and go about your day fine go ahead but if you are one of those "beard guys" who make it your fucking personality I can't fucking stand it. Ive seen things like "10 things only guys with beards will understand" before and cannot imagine the type of needle dick poser that would start such a thing. It suits some people and its looks bad on others, I don't want to see some 20 something baby face walking around with an unkempt ISIS beard it looks fucking stupid. Most guys have a beard for one single reason, they want to cover up their second chin because they are too fucking lazy to exercise once in awhile.
 
thujone said:
i was just rambling about what an effort all this beard / grooming stuff takes and people can pick up on that. some guys are just doing it because they think it makes them look more manly, but, if you don't already have a manly vibe clean-shaven then the beard is not going to fix that.
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This is it right here. You either got the big dick energy or you don’t. I’d say working on body fitness and personality (if you can work on that..) will get someone infinitely farther in the manly department.

-GC
 
somnilicious said:
Nah brah... Oatmeal ain't the smell you want to be going for. Grandfathers smell like oatmeal.

Dude over here talking smack about beards while putting food products that are meant to help you take a shit on his face
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you guys are stupid AF



did i use an oatmeal soap at one time that i mentioned that you guys are talking about? i know i have before...

but right now, i don't even have an oatmeal soap


i smell like freedom right now motherfuckers:


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