well i was just going through some recently closed threads, and... soda cans are lined with plastic? whatthefuck. worst news i've heard since being told that you can get the hiv from eating a girl out.
Strangely enough, though my ex-girlfriend was convinced my cock was diseased beyond redemption, she had no qualms whatsoever about me going down on her.
Ignorance? Selfishness? Double standards? Or merely justice for all the crappy drunken sex I've been guilty of indulging in with people who are silly enough to take me home?
A mystery.
