Hey y'all...I have had a bad case of the stomach flu, I bet I've lost five pounds since Friday...ha, the first day my mom had to take care of me (I'm 36 btw) and I had to throw up in a metal bowl and my undigested parachute was floating right there....I wonder if she wondered what it was, or if tissue got dropped in the bowl somehow....
Anyway, I feel old as hell, I bought some of those drugstore reading glasses today and fuck if my iPad is actually clear for the fist time in a while...seriously? Next my boobs will fall and I'll start patting kids on the head or something and smiling when brats act like brats...