I knew I was missing something today (platitudes) so THANK YOU
I wish I had some fun drugs to brag about but no such luck at the moment... instead I went to a park and played pickup basketball for about 6 hours today thanks to ephedrine and caffeine.
I don't live IN a ghetto area (more like banal suburbia) but I live close enough there there is a nice basketball court that is a very short drive for many of the residents of the closest ghetto area so we get some fantastic pick-up games there. Not to brag (although I am fucking good at it) but I'm rather proud that through much effort this summer, I've regained the ability to dunk and there is nothing better than showing that off to some cocky black guys who can't... well except drugs. Drugs are better.