Whew, no rotten summer here, just hot hot days and lovely pink evening sunsets....spent the evening on an island, drove the boat leisurely into dock and docked it myself like a damn champ...way smoother than any of the men folk who take pride in such things...I'm sorry, but a woman who can drive and dock a boat well is hot...
Or at least I thought so until I just got out of the shower, everything all shaved and smooth, feeling pretty good about myself and my awesome tan lines and noticed that my right bewb is definitely dropped down a bit from lefty, which is still doing pretty well....le sigh. Oh well, I guess I can still pretend that the guys whipping around to give us second looks out on the water were looking at me and not my younger and perkier sister.....ha ha ha...
Just kidding, I don't take myself seriously like that AT ALL, except I do think driving the boat like that is pretty rad, and I really am slightly bummed about the bewb thing.....