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[Vader]

^Like when women in nightclubs refuse my requests for sex, right?

 

[Cane2theLeft]

I'm going to pretend that you didn't just imply you're a rapist

 

[Codones]

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?


My pick up line usually works better.
Hey, let's not turn this rape into a homicide.

 

[Vader]

Does being a rapist harm your chance of getting the mod spot?

 

[Cane2theLeft]

^probably not as much as being english does.

 

[Vader]

Yes, I suppose that such basic matters are rather more suited to the inhabitants of the colonies.

 

[ektamine]

Does being a rapist harm your chance of getting the mod spot?

You could probably get away with being a grapist.

 

[Cane2theLeft]

^that was amazing. This guy won.

 

[ektamine]

"What? That's what he does, he grapes people ... He sneaks into little kids rooms at night and grapes them in the mouth!"

 

[Codones]

Whitest kids U'Know! Love their show. I'm going to lock Yu and your family in the basement and grape you for decades and decades!

 

[ektamine]

^ lol

 

[Codones]

This is sheer greatness.

 

[StaySedated]

Generally this would be yes... but in your case? no.

why not? i have a lot of money, for Christ's sake i drive a Lambo and a Mercedes CL65 AMG and a BMW 8 series.

i'm sure we could work out something...

 

[Vader]

i drive a Lambo and a Mercedes CL65 AMG and a BMW 8 series.

Simultaneously?

 

[bpayne]

Hey Cane, did u get my Response?

 

[StaySedated]

Does being a rapist harm your chance of getting the mod spot?

i hope not or i'm definately not going to get the job...

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

jesus christ, what did i miss!!??

 

[StaySedated]

Simultaneously?

yep, i also had a Porsche 911 Carrera but i totaled it while fucked up a few years ago .

 

[Vader]

jesus christ, what did i miss!!??

I'm a practitioner of surprise sex, StaySedated drives three cars at a time and Cane fantasises about being a dead Norse god.

One hour left guys. I petition whoever gets the spot to create a purpose-built BDD Social.

 

[StaySedated]

"99 red balloons flying in the summer sky... 99 red balloons go by..."