Deleted member 170540
Bluelight Crew
You need a newcomer, ok. Ive drunk about 18 beers today before writing this, so don't take me too seriously.
I'm far too n00b to apply for the position and I haven't used enough drugs, but this is one of the funniest threads I've seen and I had to comment this.
I had never seen midget porn before, but I was inspired by this thread to find some. I saw a video of a midget woman sucking cock, and wow, I've seen a lot of porn and I've never seen anyone with as good blowjob skills as that small woman!
To StaySedated, I've done bizarre shit too... The most bizarre was when I was a 17-year-old high school kid and one day I took a few shots of rubbing alcohol(the isopropanol kind) in the morning to give me some self-confidence and after that walked to school and then went to tell the school nurse that I had a crush on her... Details omitted, that day ended in me being locked up in the psych ward of the local hospital.
And about that dog sex, like I said in SLR, once when I was 16 and was high on toluene(paint thinner), I tried to make my uncles dog lick my penis... Unfortunately I didn't use peanut butter like you did and the dog refused to lick my cock. That dog was a golden retriever too, by the way.
All in all, I'm a freaky enough guy to be a mod maybe next year when I'm not this n00b, but I'm more interested to mod the ADD or Science&Technology...
And by the way, I just applied to a position in a material physics research group and I got the job. I hope they have a drug bowl the size of a bath tub, and a hot lady named maria in nurse outfit administering opiates in there... Hehe, just kidding...
I'm far too n00b to apply for the position and I haven't used enough drugs, but this is one of the funniest threads I've seen and I had to comment this.
I had never seen midget porn before, but I was inspired by this thread to find some. I saw a video of a midget woman sucking cock, and wow, I've seen a lot of porn and I've never seen anyone with as good blowjob skills as that small woman!
To StaySedated, I've done bizarre shit too... The most bizarre was when I was a 17-year-old high school kid and one day I took a few shots of rubbing alcohol(the isopropanol kind) in the morning to give me some self-confidence and after that walked to school and then went to tell the school nurse that I had a crush on her... Details omitted, that day ended in me being locked up in the psych ward of the local hospital.
And about that dog sex, like I said in SLR, once when I was 16 and was high on toluene(paint thinner), I tried to make my uncles dog lick my penis... Unfortunately I didn't use peanut butter like you did and the dog refused to lick my cock. That dog was a golden retriever too, by the way.
All in all, I'm a freaky enough guy to be a mod maybe next year when I'm not this n00b, but I'm more interested to mod the ADD or Science&Technology...
And by the way, I just applied to a position in a material physics research group and I got the job. I hope they have a drug bowl the size of a bath tub, and a hot lady named maria in nurse outfit administering opiates in there... Hehe, just kidding...

Thank God I got out of jail just in time to see that there were openings. I mean, why does the law have to keep fucking with me? Its just in my nature to steal and do drugs...and sell them...and launder money and burn things down with matches. Not like I hurt people or anything. 