Bathroom Meditation

[Asante]

BATHROOM MEDITATION

When I go to the bathroom, I meditatively gather the negative energies of the day into the pee or poo from my whole organism, and expel them with the fluids and solids.

Highly recommended. Psychologically very good for you, whether it "works like that" or not, you create a mindful moment where you expel negativity that aligns with the organismic reward of eliminating waste.

Shit out your micromanaging boss, that embarrassing moment, that sense of having missed the mark, your frustration with the IDF for not letting aid into Gaza.

Seriously, not kidding.

This is psychologically sound.

Eliminate that sht ❤

 

[Shambles]

Personally I just pee or poop. Can’t say I require anything beyond that. But have at it if it works for you

 

[NullVoidXIII]

Life is a pretty shitty experience.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

BATHROOM MEDITATION

When I go to the bathroom, I meditatively gather the negative energies of the day into the pee or poo from my whole organism, and expel them with the fluids and solids.

Highly recommended. Psychologically very good for you, whether it "works like that" or not, you create a mindful moment where you expel negativity that aligns with the organismic reward of eliminating waste.

Shit out your micromanaging boss, that embarrassing moment, that sense of having missed the mark, your frustration with the IDF for not letting aid into Gaza.

Seriously, not kidding.

This is psychologically sound.

Eliminate that sht ❤

This is amazing, the lyrics are too much to take.

 

[Cheshire_Kat]

You must be channeling Martin Luther because that's where he wrote a lot of his proclamations.

Martin Luther;s Toilet unearthed

And you thought you were being "original" and edgy

 

[Asante]

Edginess was not intended, and there is no originality in a universe that eternally recycles all possibility.

My apologies if my post came of as an intent to vandalize the forum or make light of spirituality. Such was not intended.

 

[streaM Freak]

I love this concept.

Reminds me of when breathing, breathing in light air and out dark colored air. Something to that affect that I've heard once before.

Maybe the next level would be categorizing the energies by exact fecal type, strength, length, pain ect.

Like the nagging boss could be a long, hard shit that's a bit painful and relieving to release.

The annoying person who doesn't shut up can take the piss in the mouth.

Diarrhea for someone who just needs to be grounded but otherwise isn't a distraction.

 

[notsmokeymcpot42088]

I thought this was gunna be an old 'the original man cave' style thread. But this is unique

 

[JackARoe]

Visualization is important. i mean, the guy that developed a car in 1880 visualized a box moving faster. Then it happened. Before that it was not a truth. So we make truths.

But all meditations seem to center on some form of visualization.

 

[NullVoidXIII]

I shit, therefore I am.

 

[Shambles]

If you stare long enough into the bowl, the bowl stares back at you.

 

[KurtAurelius]

I shit, therefore I am.

The next generation of philosophers will have a amazing blend of irony and shitposting

 

[NullVoidXIII]

The next generation of philosophers will have a amazing blend of irony and shitposting

 

[streaM Freak]

I love to see this thread popped off

 

[kiely]

 

[Shambles]

Some genuinely toilet-based philosophy for anybody with an interest: https://www.brokenhousecompany.it/blog/ilsanitario/2020/12/29/the-hermeneutics-of-toilets/