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Bart Simpson Presses

Testing is without doubt the safest thing that anyone can do before consuming any pill - By reading pill reports you can get a very good idea at what pill to avoid, if theres 100 pages of reports saying AVOID theres a good chance they are there for a reason.

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Hey Guys, thought I would input.

I've been buying pills from this guy for a while...At first they were Green UnderArmours,Purple JL's, Orange Batmans, and Blue Dolphins...Which I found all of these in a link just posted. he started giving me the Bart heads, Transformers, Homers,Ninja Turtles and now I have some Smurf Heads also.I'm pretty upset to learn they arent real, Just thursday I took a Homer and A smurf Head...Felt like an instense roll, I did notice I was sweating prefusely, My hands went numb and very pale and I couldnt piss at all (even after 4 pitchers of beer)and this has never happened to me before...I'm not gonna lie it felt good but the come down was horrible. Any words on the Smurf heads? I'm sure they are the same.
 
I also didn't have the talking effect like I usually do when I roll, I didn't want to talk to anyone...
 
There are now a few reports of round pills with the stamp of barts head on them - tested and suspected contents ....wait for it.... Piperazines :0
 
i've been a good boy for the last few months
im out of the game
my homeboy
is raving bought those bart simpsons heads
im raving like get a test kit
those arent real
i show him the head on pill reports and all the negative feedback


8)

friends shouldnt let friends eat dirty pills
but how
 
^Friends can only advise friends about this thing - tell them that they are not MDMA and are piperazines. His actions are his own (however hard that is for everyone else to watch), some people can/will only learn the hard way.
 
So i even tried to look bart simpsons up, and this one site i saw said they had a good MDMA ratio to the shiz its cut with. So I was all stoked to try them.
Lame high. I really had to try to feel happy and it wasnt happening. And whatever I did feel only lasted about 20 or 30 minutes, and the come down was crap. I couldnt sleep for like 36 hours, sooo not worth it.
arg. wish i found this site first..
 
girlnextdoor333 said:
So i even tried to look bart simpsons up, and this one site i saw said they had a good MDMA ratio to the shiz its cut with. So I was all stoked to try them.
Lame high. I really had to try to feel happy and it wasnt happening. And whatever I did feel only lasted about 20 or 30 minutes, and the come down was crap. I couldnt sleep for like 36 hours, sooo not worth it.
arg. wish i found this site first..
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I wish you would have too. I would suggest not taking the advice of that site again. Why not get a testing kit and take away all the guesswork? :)
 
New bart press

Anyone seen the round barts with a 52 on the other side? Not on pill reports yet to my knowledge. Another Piper!?!?! A hunch says no.... :\ but time will tell. Someone test these please.
 
got into a conversation (more of an argument) this weekend

just say some fuckface left a bart simpson out
where a youngin could get their hands on them

now if the youngin thought it was candy like a sweet tart
and popped it in their mouth

i think the kid would bite down taste the nasty chemicals and spit it out
and wash their mouth out with water

i know
hypothetical situations are all bullshit

sew sari
 
The barts i had did not look like those and they were pretty descent. They had the bart print but not the whole shape. 2 of them got me off pretty good. Anybody seen those around?
 
I would honestly hate it if a presser made a real/MDMA "Bart" pill - chances are it would be the same piperzine presser doing it to cause confusion in the market place. They would release the good and then flood again with the bad to get rid of old stock.

IF the presser was genuine they are releasing a "Bart" pill knowing that everyone is aware of how bad they are "newspaper / police warnings" etc but are taking them anyway!
 
honestly my friends and i had a really amazing time.
ive heard it go both ways. our was about a year ago.. perhaps there were two different batches going around.. i don't know.

there were some effects that i wasnt used to on most mdma trips.
music was more intense than its EVER been.. its usually enhanced but not like THIS was.

i don't know.

perhaps we were just in the right mindset.
we weren't as experienced back then, so idk for sure.
but when i think back i just say to myself "best roll ever"
 
I had a white bart shaped head I wanna say around 4 months ago(i really dont know) and I have to say it tasted legit, and I even snorted some of it. I ate one and snorted a third and rolled really really hard. I went to sleep around 6 am. Didnt feel bad at all the next day. My friends also had them and wanted to find more so thank god I had good luck with them.

I had also felt really good so what ever the mix was was great and strong (mdma/mda/?) I also kept a blanket over me with the light on in the room for a while cuz the flannel looked like i was in a big long room :]

edit: also when recieved these they came with ninja turtles and smurfs (and I thought they all were pipes but they weren't so dont try and tell me)
 
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thissongiscalled said:
I had a white bart shaped head I wanna say around 4 months ago(i really dont know) and I have to say it tasted legit, and I even snorted some of it. I ate one and snorted a third and rolled really really hard. I went to sleep around 6 am. Didnt feel bad at all the next day. My friends also had them and wanted to find more so thank god I had good luck with them.

I had also felt really good so what ever the mix was was great and strong (mdma/mda/?) I also kept a blanket over me with the light on in the room for a while cuz the flannel looked like i was in a big long room :]

edit: also when recieved these they came with ninja turtles and smurfs (and I thought they all were pipes but they weren't so dont try and tell me)
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Since those are all 3 known pipe presses I would say that telling not to tell you just makes it all the more embarassing that you can't even tell the difference. They've all been tested and none came up postive, ever, none. Your one of the ones who screw it up for everyone else.

And of course they came together, since they are all pipes.

Of course like most ignorant people you think that the hundreds of tests and other people's personal experiences are wrong because you have no clue what the fuck your taking but think you know everything despite the fact that obviously your knowlege of mdma is pretty pitiful
 
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